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There’s actually some scary isht goin’ down in southern Florida right now. While New Orleans and other Gulf Coast areas are praying they don’t get hit like before…the rich, white, good ‘ole boys (and gals) are partying in Tampa.

We’re gonna take you through some of the images we’ve seen so far during this odd event.

Hit the flip for the breakdown on who’s who in crazy town.

First up…House Speaker John Boehner. You know him…they guy who’s always rolling his eyes behind Obama’s back when he’s addressing the Nation. Yeah…that azzhole. This week he even let us know that:

“This election is about economics… These groups have been hit the hardest. They may not show up and vote for our candidate but I’d suggest to you they won’t show up and vote for the president either.”

So basically, “our” own House Rep told the world that he hopes Blacks and Latinos won’t show up this election.

Mia Love, the Mayor of Saratoga Springs, Utah is also the current Republican congressional candidate for the state. In her speech she delivered Tuesday night, she had this to say:

“The America I grew up knowing was centered in self-reliance and filled with possibilities of living the American dream. It’s in every child who looks at the seemingly impossible and says, “I can do that.” That is the America I know!

President Obama’s version of America is a divided one — pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His policies have failed! We are not better off than we were 4 years ago, and no rhetoric, bumper sticker, or campaign ad can change that.

Mr. President I am here to tell you we are not buying what you are selling in 2012.”

These are just some of the morons voters that are responsible for Money Mitt making it this far. We can crack jokes all day but what it comes down to is the fact that Barack is an educated Black Man…and that’s the scariest thing in the world to Middle America and the South.

Images via NYT/WENN

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