10 Examples Of Nicki Minaj Being Republican
Yesterday Nicki Minaj made a big fuss by rapping her support for Mitt Romney on Lil Wayne’s Dedication 4. Her line: “”I’m a republican voting for Mitt Romney; You lazy b****es are f***ing up the economy.” While it’s just a rap line, we’ve been thinking about it. We’ve noticed that Nicki’s endorsement shouldn’t come as a surprise.
Let’s take a look.
2. They’re Cutting Medicaid – If they cut healthcare spending then butt shots get more expensive. That means fewer women are getting booty implants and there’s less competition for Nicki.
4. She Says Bad Things About Women Sometimes – Republicans hate women. Nicki Minaj sure does love fighting ladies.
6. Fake Blonde Hair – You see the RNC? All those bleach blondes? Nicki would fit in.
7. She’s Not Honest About Her Money – Nicki talks about private jets and islands she probably doesn’t own. While Mitt lies like he’s not a rich silver spoon snob.
8. She Doesn’t Follow Through On All Her Promises – Remember when she no-showed the Summer Jam? About as disappointing as a Romney promise.
10. Ah, nevermind! – We just realized, the Democrat mascot is a donkey. And lord knows Nicki supports dat a$$ every chance she gets! Good to know she’s not really voting Republican. Close one.