Making it rain on Sallie Mae
The naked truth is this: College is expensive, but one Canadian strip club is willing to lighten the financial load for ladies willing to lighten their wardrobe on the stage.
The owners of Leopard’s Lounge in Windsor, Ont., says changes in immigration laws have stripped the club of many of its dancers so they hope to sweeten the pot by helping comely coeds pay for their higher education, KSFN-TV reported.
Students who work at the club can receive up to $1,700 in tuition for full or part-time class work at area colleges or the University of Windsor.
But there’s a catch: “DD” might be the best letters for a freaky dancer, but all stripping students must maintain a B-plus average.
“The girls can take any class they want to help better themselves,” owner Robert Katzman told the Toronto Sun. “We have girls studying business, finance, to become nursing assistants and one taking chiropractory.”
General manager Barry Maroon said school has just started session so the club has been moving quickly to get new women willing to get down and dirty for a diploma.
“We’ve already had two girls call from Toronto who were very much interested,” he told the Windsor Star newspaper.
Pop that thang for a Ph.D! If the girls are going to strip anyway, why not get help with an education? Now when a girl tells you she’s only stripping to pay for college, you can believe her.