Orenthal James is an Idiot

Posted by Bossip Staff

Oh Lawd. Shady dramatics surround this nutball to no end:

A key witness in O.J. Simpson’s Las Vegas trial acknowledged to a Nevada investigator that the former NFL star paid him off, the investigator told a judge in Santa Monica this morning. The investigator from the Clark County district attorney’s office said Alfred Beardsley admitted that Simpson gave him his Hall of Fame ring in exchange for altering his testimony to help the defense.

Simpson was sentenced a week ago to nine to 33 years in prison. A jury convicted him in October of armed robbery, kidnapping and other charges stemming from a confrontation with Beardsley and another memorabilia dealer in a casino hotel room last year. Prosecutors called Beardsley as a witness, but were taken aback when he testified that someone had tampered with an audio recording critical to their case.

Superior Court Judge Gerald Rosenberg ordered him back to court next Friday to hand over the ring. Outside court, however, his lawyer predicted that Beardsley would be empty-handed.

“You can’t turn over what you don’t have,” said lawyer Jack Swickard.

We’re sure everyone is just about had it with OJ and is bi-polar bullsh*t by now, so we’ll leave you with this simple statement that pretty much sums everything up: OJ IS FU*KED.

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