Wisconsin Man Arrested For Having Sex With His Couch
A man in Wisconsin was recently arrested for lewd conduct after an off-duty officer walked up on him having some late night curb-side lovin‘…………..with a couch.
Gerard Streator of Wisconsin was arrested when an off-duty officer witnessed him actually having sex with a couch that had been placed on a street curb, reports the Smoking Gun.
Ryan Edwards, an off-duty policeman, was jogging at around 11:00 p.m. early this month, when he was stopped dead in his tracks by something he spotted in the distance. Edwards reportedly saw a man who appeared to be having sex with someone while he was leaning over a yellow abandoned couch, which sat on the street.
When Edwards got close enough and reportedly yelled, “What are you doing! Streator allegedly jumped up — sans his pants — and took off. It was at that point that the officer realized that Streator had been thrusting his pelvis in to the couch cushions.
It must be rough out there in Wisconsin if this guy had to resort to peen-poking his couch.
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