Men Who Chopped Down Multiple Celebrities At Once
Wouldn’t it be nice to just be able to chop down one banging celebrity? Wouldn’t it be great to live out that fantasy? Truth is we probably won’t get that chance in our lifetimes. But some greedy summonaguns go the extra mile and chop down two bad celebs…AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!
We try not to hate. But it’s hard. So for now let’s take a look at these lucky men and pay homage to their game.
Diddy – When he was trying to play coy with Cassie rumors were flying that he was chopping down Cameron Diaz on the sly.
Dwyane Wade – If you take Shaq’s emails to heart then you’ll believe he was chopping down Lauren London while things were heating up with Gabielle Union. Lucky bastard.
Brad Pitt – He was chopping down Angelina Jolie on the way out the door fom Jennifer Anniston. Poor Jen.
Justin Timberlake- He supposedly put Olivia Munn in the chop shop behind Jessica Biel’s back. Good thing they worked that out.
Aaron Carter – He was putting his boy band biz in Lindsay’s Blowhan while giving Hilary Duff some side business.
Desean Jackson – Apparently there was some sort of tryst with him, Esther Baxter and Mya. We’d pay to see that.