Mitt Romney’s Biggest Fails
Hey. You. Yeah, you. Did you know that today is Election day? Well, guess what, it is! That means you have a clear choice between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney (or third party choices we guess). But before you cast your ballot, let’s take a moment to reminisce on Mitt Romney’s worst gaffes since he’s run for president.
Trust us, it was tough to limit it to 10.
Binders Full Of Women – He said that he went out and found women to be in his government when he was governor and he came back with “binders full of women.” Not only was that dumb to say but it was a big old lie.
Tax Returns – He’s refused to release his tax returns…while allowing people in his party to demand Obama’s birth certificate. SMH.
Corporations Are People – “Corporations are people, my friend … of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People’s pockets. Human beings, my friend.” Yes, he said corporations were people.
Bain Capital – So basically Mitt goes to companies, gets them in debt, leaves and rakes in millions. His biggest failure was Bain. Just wait and see what he does to the country if he wins.
The Debates – Obama stunk it up in the first debate but Mitt got crushed from then on. He looked like he was outclassed. Oh, wait, he was.
Wife Slander – During his 47% speech, he said he’d keep his wife quiet so she wouldn’t annoy people. Bet that didn’t go over well.
The Mexican Thing – So he once said he’d prefer being Mexican because getting votes would be easier. Er…