Greatest Black Twitter Flyout Scandals Of All-Time

You stayed 3 days tho RT @TAN1AAA: Ask that nigga why he got a million fruit flies flying around his crib? Bathroom included.

— Cutty (@passport_cutty) September 18, 2014

Honestly, had @TAN1AAA sucked that nigga @TheyHateDuffy dick with enthusiasm, he would've escorted every last fruit fly off his property.

— jam PONY tony 🇭🇹 (@attyLOL) September 18, 2014

3. @TheyHateDuffy After you fucked @TAN1AAA , did fruit flies land on you alls genitals?

— BIG MAMA. (@HUMonTHESE) September 18, 2014

CHILE. YOU GOT TOOK TO POUND TOWN ON YOUR PERIOD IN A BANDO WHILE FRUIT FLIES FLEW AROUND DELICATELY. DONT THROW STONES @TAN1AAA

— Hyphy Wifey (@DopeChubbyChick) May 12, 2015

DOG IM SITTING HERE READING THE SOGGY TITTY FRUIT FLY SAGA CHRONICLES BLACKTWITTER YOU ARE AMAZING.

— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) September 18, 2014

Fruit fly story was the first time I could smell a tweet

— Elliott in a Chariot (@Mr1738) June 10, 2016

The fruit fly story made me clean my entire house

— Me (@The_Lion_) June 10, 2016

Fruit fly bites will do that to you RT @TAN1AAA: I'm on my worst behavior. Don't you ever get it fucked up.

— Me (@The_Lion_) September 20, 2014

To have been a fruit fly during that conversation 😕 RT @TAN1AAA: Condoms were discussed.

— saul goodman 📺⚠️ (@lionofbedstuy) September 18, 2014

y’all please go look at this stupid shxt on a facebook… this has me dying … niggas ain’t shit 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/rEHl1UjpsI

— DANiELLE ❤ (@dbrooksss) June 4, 2018

I made her waste 500 for de weekend. pic.twitter.com/JWQ7wDo6eS

— MOM (@lipstickthvg) June 4, 2018

homegirl: Im sorry I’m not even on that type of time 😩

Future: pic.twitter.com/NX8M84iJTR

— Teddy TeaBag (@Eau_LeDoet) June 4, 2018

Wait for what RT @VanRidd: Imagine thinking this guy wanted to just chill in the studio pic.twitter.com/8IeUIA7mwn

— Dillon Saks (@G_Polo) June 4, 2018

5500 for a fly outttt, bih don’t panic!!!! pic.twitter.com/Ea4QoNO9WU

— DJ Heat (@DJHeatDC) June 4, 2018

Ayoooooooo Future leaving play dates with his son for this lmaooooooooo pic.twitter.com/n2I5GKrMYK

— Lauren (@Solodeauxleaux) June 4, 2018

This BROKE FAT ass nigga flew 3,000mi & thought he was finna lay up in my shit on my Dime!! You got put out over a $27 order @deucealtendre pic.twitter.com/biTuwfig5s

— Queen Kunta ♓️ (@CHEWTHISASSh_) May 24, 2017

Wow, first flyout story with audio. https://t.co/pXt2WF7R38

— OXTAIL GAWD (@ThatDudeMCFLY) May 25, 2017

My favorite flyout story is the one where Javale McGee flew the girl out and ate his burrito bowl while she was sitting there salivating.

— Genghis Khandra (@LadyBugAssassin) June 4, 2018

The proper way to fly a chick out instruction manual, brought to you by Javale McGee: http://t.co/Mu2sebYkOl

— Hugo Stiglitz (@J_Steve_22) September 16, 2014

Javale McGee was like “Calm your tits girl. Ima smash this burrito bowl first and get to you nex- they NEVER PUT ENOUGH CHICKEN IN THIS SHIT!”

— Unfuckwittable (@MsReyda) June 4, 2018

"i dont like drama" *finds the #StrandedBae threads* pic.twitter.com/IEn6KYf55u

— L.A. (@SuniiDii) February 20, 2017

#StrandedBae
Her: Thanks for flying me out babe
Him: No problem anything for you boo
Her: But… I got evicted can I stay with you?
Him: pic.twitter.com/FnBim0Me1A

— WokStar💸 (@BaggFredo) February 20, 2017

#Strandedbae
MAMA TOLD ME
NOT TO SELL WORK
SHE AINT MY GIRL
SHE JUST ON MY TSHIRT pic.twitter.com/TMdvS67yt6

— Mel Blunt (@KNGSHxT) February 20, 2017

#StrandedBae, whose relationship woes made Twitter waves, explains her side of the story: https://t.co/5zf8LzbpFK pic.twitter.com/V6AB6Jbzeg

— Complex Life (@ComplexMagLife) February 22, 2017

Neeeeever be a #StrandedBaehttps://t.co/Mw7gfoSlVo pic.twitter.com/tHN4kDCBXt

— 713 Magazine (@713magazine) February 24, 2017

Good Afternoon folks…There's quite the flyout story on the timeline and I, woof blitzer am here to tie it together for you. pic.twitter.com/z9ZkM0avSz

— Yikers Island (@I_Exude_Sarcasm) March 11, 2017

Many, many moons ago a kappa tried to fly me out. That’s the end of the story. He was a kappa-you really think i was finna hop a plane to be disappointed by a nigga in a crushed velvet blazer with pretty hair? Tuh.

— Rev Rell (@awkward_duck) June 4, 2018