Dammit, and he’s still alive???
Aurora Dark Knight Shooter James Holmes Tries To Commit Suicide In Jail
According to TMZ reports:
James Holmes — the shooter in the Aurora movie theater massacre — was hospitalized after several “half-hearted” suicide attempts … this according to law enforcement.
According to cops, Holmes ran headfirst into a jail cell wall on Tuesday … and while he sustained injuries … they were not life-threatening.
Holmes also reportedly stood on the bed in his cell and fell backwards … in an apparent attempt to crack his skull open. He failed.
Holmes — who killed 12 people and injured 58 more during his July 20 shooting rampage — has since been released from the hospital.
Awwww, jail life is pretty tough huh azzhole? Google where your major arteries are so you’ll be better prepared next time.
We’re sure the victims’ families back in Colorado won’t miss him if he’s successful one day.
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