Update: Charles Barkley Was Racing to Get Socks Blown Off

- By Bossip Staff

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Charles Barkley was apparently speeding to get some brains from a pretty young thang he had riding shot gun when he was pulled over for DUI the other day…

According to the officer who wrote the report,”He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat.” The officer continues: “He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.” The report says when Barkley was taken to the station,he told one of the employees, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

Sounds like your boy, Chucky B was on one right there. Little incidents like this and his rumored gambling problem sort of  X’s out any chances of this cat running for any office. Isn’t he married??? SMH.

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  • Hannibal

  • Hannibal

    THIS IS BARACK’S FAULT

  • http://annoymous@yahoo.com anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

    This is BUsh’s fault… the whole world is effed up because of stupid azz Bush!

  • MR ORLANDO

    IT IS A SHAME TO SEE WHAT MONEY WILL DO TO A BLACK MAN. ITS SEEMS WHENEVER A BLACK MAN ACHIEVES SOMETHING, THE WORST COMES OUT.

    I PRAY IN 2009, WE AS A PEOPLE LEARM TO MANAGE OUR MONEY AND NOT LET MONEY MANAGE US!

  • Hannibal

    IF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR HILARY, THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED…

  • Creole Baby isa Cash Money Stunna on his 14th Summa

    huh?

  • GoodKarma4me

    What does Obama have to do with Barkeley…..and further what does Barkely’s misery got to do with me or other black person. He is his own person.
    I hate when ignorant people classify all black as the same.
    Here’s a Mr. Orlando for the new year….invest in your education.

  • GoodKarma4me

    a tip^

  • adiamondcenter

    Nasty old ass………..

  • gymo

    @Hanibal
    How much of a loser are you when you can’t get over a past election.
    Hillary is right where she belongs, working for the best future President

  • Hannibal

    @GAYMO

    HILARY ISNT WHERE SHE BELONGS, SHE SHOULD BE THE PRESIDENT

  • gymo

    I can just picture your ass every night before going to bed, you kneeling down praying – LORD PLEASE WHEN NOVEEMBER 4TH COME LET HILLARY WIN THE PRESIDENCY.

  • Anton Slizzardhands

    Chucky B why you sweating mayne

  • Hannibal

    LMAO, YUP THAT’S ME…

  • gymo

    White America and Black America finally agreed.
    They needed the smartest person in the room and out of 16 contenders they decided that a young skinny Black guy was the smartest person.
    They looked past all the idiot who were trying to say Obama is a moslem, Obama is Osama and all the other nasy things and voted against stupidity.

  • Hannibal

    WHY DOESNT AMERICA REALIZE, OSAMA BIN LADEN IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US, HE WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.

  • gymo

    Doesn’t that make you feel like you’re the only sane person left in America, makes you want to blow your brains out doesn’t it?

  • Hannibal

    @GYMO

    WHY DO U HATE ME SO MUCH

  • A-rab Baby

    are you a-rab?

  • gymo

    I don’t hate you, but I hate the lies that have been told against Obama, there was no reason for it than spite, trying to destroy one person because you support another isn’t right.

  • Hannibal

    @GYMO

    IM GLAD TO SEE U DONT HATE ME, BUT IM NOT LYING, IM TELLING THE TRUTH, BARACK OBAMA IS OSAMA BIN LADEN. DONT U THINK IT IS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS THAT WHEN OSAMA BIN LADEN DISAPPEARED, BARACK ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? OSAMA, OBAMA, DOESNT THAT SOUND A LITTLE STRANGE?

  • WorldGoneWild

    Getting back to the Charles Barkley story, yes he’s married to a woman by the name of Maureen and has a couple of kids with this woman. I don’t care what anyone says, Charles and his wife have an understand or agreement that he can do these “thing” on the road but she probably asked him not to embarrass her. Charles is old and nasty.

  • gymo

    @Hannibal
    Telling lies about another American, like trying to associate him with terrorists should be punishable by prison or deportation from America.

  • Hannibal

    @GYMO

    IM NOT TELLING LIES, BARACK OBAMA IS OSAMA BIN LADEN. ITS AMAZING WHAT A HAIRCUT AND SHAVING CAN DO.

  • Styles

    I can answer that for you hannibal..cause u sound like an idiot…the election is over and we have our First Black President which is a huge accomplishment and it shows we are moving forward as a Nation..b easy pimp

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