Florida Freaks: Skanky Science Teacher Offers ‘Sloppy Toppy’ To A Cop In Exchange For Letting Her Slizzard Hit-And-Run Slide

- By Bossip Staff

Will that mouth keep you out of jail?

Florida Teacher Arrested For Offering Cop Oral Sex

Via Gawker:

A middle school teacher’s poorly thought-out plan to get out of going to jail by offering a police officer oral sex and a breast grope resulted in bribery getting tacked on to her existing DUI and hit-and-run charges.

Mary Patricia Maloney, who teaches 7th grade science at Palm Springs Middle School in South Florida, was arrested Sunday in Greenacres after allegedly colliding with another car and fleeing the scene.

The arresting officer noted in his report that an empty jug of wine was visible near the driver’s seat, and Maloney appeared drunk.

He also noted that Maloney made “random vulgar statements” on the way to the police station, and, at one point, asked the cop rhetorically, “Don’t you understand I am a school teacher?”

Maloney then attempted an ill-advised tit-for-tat exchange with the officer, offering to perform oral sex on him and allow him “to fondle her boobs” in return for dropping the charges.

The officer declined, and Maloney was subsequently booked on charges of hit and run, driving under the influence, knowingly driving with a suspended or revoked license, and bribery.

If she doesn’t lose her job, her students will just refer to her as Ms Blow-a-cop. Stay classy Palm Beach.

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