Celebrities Who Shouldn’t Speak In Classrooms
The Internet story of the week is easily the picture of Gucci Mane hopping off the short bus long enough to speak to a classroom full of children.
We’re not sure who the hell the principal or teacher was who made that decision, but they may want to send out a few resumes. But things could be worse. Here are some of the worst choices for people to come to speak to kids.
Superhead – Yes, she’s a best-selling author. But her hoo-ha shouldn’t be allowed within 500 feet of a school.
Chief Keef – First of all, he’s barely older and if it’s a middle school he might get the girl pregnant.
Kat Stacks – Her voice would scare the poor kids.
Chris Brown – He just might lick a shot at the Assistant Principal for having the good parking spot.
Rihanna – You can’t go to a classroom smelling of sticky icky and rubbing your crotch in front of 2nd graders, Robin.
Rick Ross – Maybe he could do career day and talk about being a parole officer but that’s about it.
Kevin Clash – Cause, you know…
Soulja Boy – We don’t want anything he has to offer kids.
Herman Cain – Yes, he’s a successful businessman and a politician, but he’s such a cotdamn idiot.
Waka Flocka Flame – WAKAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOO!!!!!