Just Like Mike: Top 10 Worst Dressed NBA Stars

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Michael Jordan may be the greatest to ever dribble a basketball but his Ross Dress For Less fashions are all-time—Stevie Wonder-level—terrible. So, in honor of his 50th birthday, we compiled a list of the worst dressed NBA stars obviously following in His Airness’ mismatched footsteps.

Here are the ten worst dressed NBA players. Take a look.

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Michael Jordan

The dingy eyeballed NBA legend always dresses like he’s about to cut the grass, clean bathrooms or paint. Why a 50-year-old zillionaire icon dresses like Burlington Coat Factory mannequins, the world may never know.

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Russell Westbrook

The Tasmanian Devilish superstar loves dressing like an Erykah Badu victim when all eyes are on him. In his mind, he’s a “fashion icon,” but to everyone else he’s “the NBA dweeb who tries waaaaaaaay too hard to be different.”

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Amar’e Stoudemire

The fragile forward’s fashions are a misguided combination of Willow Smith, “Bebop” from “Ninja Turtles” and Aaron Neville fabulous. At 6’11” 245-pounds, it just doesn’t work, on any level, and probably never will.

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Tyson Chandler

According to several respected fashion mags, he’s “refreshingly stylish” which seems odd when you realize he’s 7’0 dressed like Denise Huxtable.

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James Harden

The versatile guard seems more concerned with dressing like a complete nincompoop than fixing his stressful dental situation. It’s like he’s competing with former teammate Russell Westbrook for the most “WTFs” on Instagram.

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Dwight Howard

He wants everyone to love him like we love Shaq, but we never will, because Shaq never dressed like a Christian Dating website model.

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    Baron Davis

    Before Russell Westbrook, there was former All-Star guard B. Diddy who dressed like Punky Brewster with a splash of 3 Stacks. If anything, we should all blame HIM for 80% of this list.

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    Rajon Rondo

    No. Nah. Nope. Never. In that order.

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    Tim Duncan

    Famously-known as the most boring NBA superstar ever, he’s never, at any point during his 15-year career, cared about wearing shirts and pants that belonged together, and fit.

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    Lamar Odom-Kardashian

    Khloe Kardashian’s newly-husky husband hasn’t cared about basketball conditioning or fashion since he married into reality royalty. Why would he?

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