Which One Would You Hit – Zoe or Joy??

- By Bossip Staff

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Zoe Saldana & Joy Bryant made their way to the Instyle/Warner Bros. after party last night. So naturally, we want to know, between these two slender starlets-in-training, Which One Would You Hit??

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  • pm

    I think I’ll go with both

  • MeanGurl

    Gold..they look sick

  • MeanGurl

    dammit pm ..MOVE!! lol

  • jazi

    They both look like they need a 2pc with a biscuit.

  • Tiff

    Im not a man so I will go with neither… But I must say this is the best I have ever seen Zoe look. She looks like she gained a pound or two maybe…

  • jonjon


  • If Money Is The Root Of All Evil, Then P*ssy Gotta Be The Tree!

    Zoe all day, I’d have to hit that other chick from behind maybe on a drunk day.

  • kahmmillion

    Zoe got this one with her chicken legs!

  • Lisa

    I am happy for whatever success these actresses may have, but they both are so BLAH to me.


    I am not a man nor do i like women. but the are both very pretty they look like they could be sisters for real. Joy has a more plain jane natural beauty thing going on, and a nice smile. but Zoe has a more sultry exotic look to her i guess. it seems like she maybe a funnier to hang around with

  • black woman

    they both date white men! a good look

  • Micaroni715

    Joy looks better. I have seen better shots of Zoe, though.

  • http://joiia.blogspot.com Juicy J

    Neither. This is not a good look for either one of them in these pics Zoe looks strung out on something and her shoes throw things off. I know Joy pushes the natural thing but IF IT DOESN’T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT. You can tell my the sleeves it doesn’t fit her.

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    These brauds are too skinny and they only date white boys


  • Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Morning Folks! Neither-they both look bored, like they don’t care what they look like. Thus explaining the bad outfits. Next…

  • Its6amHoGetOut

    either one, because they both got real hair and small frames…it’d be nice to come home to something diffrent from the nappy weave wearing, lard eating bitch that waits for me each day. I need a small chick, man. My fat girlfriend keeps getting fatter and she’s starting to make my dick look smaller and smaller each time we have sex

  • tru3playboy

    They’re both sexy as hell but I’ll say Zoe. She’s dominican like me too so that’s a plus!

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  • Peenut

    Damn this is a hard one…. Im a fan of Joy, she bad,but wtf is she wearin???? an Zoe killin it wit that dress so she’d get it first!!

  • Playlist

    They need to put some meat on them bonez

  • Hotstuff

    ZOE hands down… Joy looks like a modern bum

  • http://dicooper.spaces.live.com/ DICooper

    Well I happen to know that at least one of them is married so I’ll have to go with the one that may or may not be married.

    Zoe wins this one because I don’t need Joy’s husband mad at me. He’s a cool dude, anyway.


    thats a bad look for Joy…eeeel, she looks like she smells like white diamonds

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  • Bran Bran

    I’d hit Zoe up with a 10 piece chicken meal WITH a biscuit (she needs the carbs) and I’d hit Joy up with a new stylist who can cover up those smoked out lips and boring hair!

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