Married Couples Who Should Divorce
Divorce is horrible. And we would hate to promote such an act. But we also hate to see couples who are in such peril staying married even though the love is gone. We hate to say it, but it’s true.
These couples are hanging on for dear life. But it’s time to throw in the towel. Sorry to break it to you.
Will and Jada – When Big Willie is taking sandy vacations with Duane, then they’re not even trying to hid it anymore.
Bill and Hillary – They haven’t touched each other in 15 years since Bill got caught with thickly miss Monica. We get it’s for politics but still.
Kim and Kris – It’s time to just go ahead and end the court case and make it official. This is crazy.
Chris and Adrienne Bosh – She’s a gold digger and he’s reaaaaally suspect. This just won’t work out. We know that.
The Weiners – Anthony Weiner put his schlong dong bulge on Twitter to send to some side piece and his banger wife is still with him!
Keyshia Cole and Boobie Gibson – They keep taking their issues to Twitter and need to just wrap it up. Plus Keyshia on some other stuff these days.
Paula Patton and Robin Thicke – He’s a cheater. Wait, no. He’s a wife beater. Okay, he’s gay. And he stinks. And…okay, we’re gonna come clean here. There’s no real reason they should break up. We just want Paula Patton to be single so we can get a shot!