Tiger Woods blames web sites for decision to announce relationship

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Tiger Woods Says Web Sites And Paparazzi Forced Him And Lindsay Vonn To Go Public

Tiger Woods recently came clean about his newest blonde-haired, blue-eyed, boo-thang Lindsay Vonn.

Many celeb couples have made formal public statements about who they are dating, married to, or about to divorce, but we can’t recall a time where a couple actually did a full out photoshoot to announce “Hey, we’re together!”

When asked about their decision in a recent interview with the New York Times, Tiger said:

“Well, it’s very simple. We’re very happy where we’re at, but also we wanted to limit the stalk-a-razzi and all those sleazy Web sites that are out there following us. I’ve had situations where it’s been very dangerous for my kids and the extent they’ll go to. We basically devalued the first photos.

“Unfortunately, that’s just the way it is in our society right now,” he said, “and we felt like it was the best thing to do.“

See, that is Tiger’s problem right there. He still cares about what people think about him and his life. You don’t have to tell us that you love white women, and white women love you, bruh. Furthermore, if you think these punk-a$$ photos will keep the “stalk-a-razzi” away then you got the game twisted homie.

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