What Corny Cats Do To Get Broads

- By Bossip Staff

Posted by Bossip Staff

Nick Cannon is moving right along in his fu*kin for publicity game…from dating Christina Milian to Kim Kardashian to being engaged to Selita Ebanks, now he’s trying to get at Miss USA:

“Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons. When she opened her apartment door, the hallway was flooded with stuff, and on each item was a different hand-written note from Nick to her.”

We ain’t mad at Nick, because that is one bad ass track record of women, but damn what is it about this cornball that these broads are falling for. That candy romantic sh*t gets played out real quick.


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  • UptownGirl

    Still amazes me that this corny ass gets any shine. Wonders never cease.

  • RU$$


  • RU$$

    Damn it!! 2nd. 🙂

  • Ttime

    He sure does like them skinny, doesn’t he?

  • Aphatty

    His dick is gonna fall off…

  • cooperinc_6

    Haters….lol. Congratulate the playa people geeks got game too.

  • http://www.myspace.com/msmeka2cute Mz_Magnificent1

    Nick is a loser…such a lame.

  • princessa

    the flowers and candy don’t ever get old

  • Hate Much

    Tis is why tese dudes be comming on here saying that all we as women want are thugs and gangsters, because when we read something lke this we act like are asses wouldn’t melt if a dude did something like that for us. Some guys don’t even think that were worth a big mac, i don’t know why i would act like i don’t appreciate a nice gester like this, anyways, i guess some women don’t know that thier worth more than dinner and a movie.

  • Hate Much

    ^^^May include some spelling and grammer mistakes^^^ LOL.

  • Sammy Pretty

    I don’t mean to sound stereotypically lame but I am one of those masochistic women out for pain (no thugs, though…yuck…wayyyy simple), I guess, because I hate these sappy sort of stuff… People always say that it’s cruel to feel that way, when someone is obviously going to such great lengths for you… I don’t know…it can be self-serving, this sort of thing, wanting to be seen as super romantic… They say these are the nice ones and we’ll miss the water when the well runs dry, but I never have… And, trust me, it’s gotten very dry…this one guy was super sappy and though I never was rude about it, I made it clear that NO NO NO and so when he got drafted he wasn’t rude about driving past me in his new car with his new girlS and honking the horn lol

  • ko

    Nick got Urkel game!!! This guy is so corny its ridiculous. Why is this dude relevant?!!! He can’t rap, he’s not funny and he can’t act (unless you wanna call Underclassmen acting).

  • Anonymous3

    he is real corny….I would not be impressed with the cholocates and flowers after he just got out of a relationship with Selita….

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  • vjhe

    “Hate Much” is absolutely right. Some of you sista’s may need to try some of these “corny” brotha’s who will treat you at least half way decent. I’m not saying Nick Cannon has been an angel, but there are a lot of good brotha’s out there who have been passed up because so many black women won’t even give them the time of day. Just like I believe black men have been brainwashed into desiring the Pamela Anderson type, black women have been brainwashed into desiring the 50 Cent type, and they both try to disguise their brainwashing as a simple “preference”.

    We could use some “corniness” in our community because this “thugged out gangsta” who disrepects women, has done nothing but caused more problems. A lot of these “corny” black men end up with non-black women, then the black women have something to say.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sigmanubeta da Hamburglar

    nick just doin what he gotta do to get what he wants! whats wrong wit dat? corny or not…dude, get money and girls! congratulate!!…don’t hate!!

  • AL Sharpton

    I’m Al Sharpton and I am still not convinced Nick Cannon has talent, testicals or any women who genuinly care for his brand of corn.


  • HomeTown

    Marquella you look good. Have you ever fallen for a guy that showered you with affection like that?

  • follow the leader

    Hollywood, Hollywood

  • CREOLE ain't just light-skinned


  • http://www.lavatorylady.blogspot.com Lavatory Lady

    Wow!! I’ll take a corny dude over a thug any day. Flowers and candy may not be original but I can’t believe anyone would actually trash it. What is a better alternative? How about an open handed smack in the mouth, to show how much you’re loved? Or how about a photo album full of baby mama pictures? That’s always a crowd pleaser. LOL!!

    WE are not all brain washed; some people actually appreciate nice gestures. I guess my hubby is corney and I love him to pieces. I have a good friend who is “corny” and some chick dumped him because he played tennis instead of basketball. She’s probably one of these same chicks who claim there are no good men left. They’re there; but some folks are too busy chasing dramatic thugs. Good luck!

  • CubaLinda

    He simply moves in on women who are at the infant stages of thier career and popularity and he’s successful at it b/c they are vulnerable and still looking for that next opportunity to advance to the next level so he comes in a cut above them for the time. It seems he has been able to snag hot chics a few notches below him but then {with the exception of Christina Milian} they gain enough notoriety & catapult beyond his star level leaving him to turn to the next hot thing on the come up… I hope they keep stepping right on and over his self-serving ass.

  • http://www.myspace.com/msmeka2cute Mz_Magnificent1


    Nick is that you?

  • Akasha1

    I agree with CubaLinda…that’s his game in a nutshell. But hey whatever works for them!


    EXACTLY Cubalinda! Very well put.

    Also, I don’t think Ms. America is gonna fall for his game. She is in the early stages of her career, but she’s been mingling with a couple of “A” celebs, so why settle for a corny “C”? Candy and balloons are cute, but that can’t cover up his publicity wanting swag.

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