7 Reasons Not To Be Jealous Of Blue Ivy
Blue Ivy seems to be headed to having the best life of any kid in the history of kid life. She’s the kid of the richest entertainers in the world. She gets to go on vacations. And she’s already more dignified than Keyshia Cole.
But things may not always be sunny for Blue. We have reason to believe her life won’t be perfect after all. Here’s why.
She Has To Live Up To Beyonce – If Blue Ivy doesn’t grow up to be at least almost as much of a looker as her mom, then she’s going to get all sorts of scrutiny.
Beyonce Slander – Imagine growing up with people hating on your mom all the time. School’s gonna be rough.
Haters – You think you got haters? Not like Blue Ivy already has and will continue to have probably forever.
Superhead – Blue Ivy will probably read about her dad getting topped off by the biggest slore in the world. Traumatizing.
Too Much Money? – If you grow up too rich then how can you enjoy the good things that happen to you later? Yes, maybe Blue is too rich. Go figure.
Dating Life – Who the hell is going to date Blue Ivy? That’s going to be hell. Or at least you’d think so.