Florida Crazies: Port St. Lucie Man Popped After Telling Cops: “I May Have Needles Between My Azz Cheeks, And Pills In My Anus”

- By Bossip Staff

That is not where you are supposed to keep those sir.

Florida Man Arrested After Police Find Needles And Drugs Inside His Butt

Via TCPalm

A Port St. Lucie man who was walking awkwardly told deputies he “may have some needles between his cheeks,” according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

Kamon Holobaugh, 24, also told St. Lucie County sheriff’s investigators he “believed” pills were in his anus.

In the end, Holobaugh was jailed on drug-related charges after the April 23 incidents that happened about 3 a.m. at the post office on West Midway Road in Fort Pierce.

A sheriff’s sergeant spoke with Holobaugh, who was driving a Ford Escape, after the Escape’s high beams flashed the sergeant.

Holobaugh, who was stopped at the post office, was sweating, looked nervous and had his pants unzipped. The sergeant noted Holobaugh, who said he flashed the high beams on accident, appeared to be acting suspicious.

Holobaugh let investigators search his vehicle, and as he got out several pills fell to the ground.

A deputy noticed Holobaugh walked awkwardly, which Holobaugh attributed to a past injury.

Investigators turned up several morphine pills.

“Kamon stated he ‘may have some needles between his cheeks,'” an affidavit states. “Upon searching that area I located a bag of unused needles.”

…”After moving around for a little bit, a small clear plastic baggy was found near his feet,” an affidavit states.

Additional pills were in the bag. Another needle and a Q-tip were in one of Holobaugh’s pants pockets.

Holobaugh, of Port St. Lucie, was arrested on charges including possession of a controlled substance without a prescription and drug equipment possession and or use.


Image via Port St. Lucie Police

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