My Big Fat Swirly Jamaican Republican Wedding!
John Boehner’s Daughter Married Jamaican Rasta
Conservative House Speaker John Boehner‘s daughter was married to a dank-smoking Jamaican construction worker this past weekend in an intimate garden ceremony in Delray Beach!
Lindsay Boehner, 35, said “yes” to sweetheart Dominic Lakhan, 38, during a brief sunset exchange of vows. About 60 family members and friends were gathered in the tropical landscape of the Sundy House‘s taru garden to witness the momentous occasion.
The bride wore a strapless white gown that revealed a thick armband tattoo around her right biceps and bikini-top tan-lines. The groom wore a grey suit that prominently displayed his waist-length dreadlocks.
The lovebirds, who live down the street, were married on the edge of the historic hotel’s natural-water pools, where guests can swim with pond fish.
Male guests sported Hawaiian shirts and slacks while the women were clad in sun dresses and semi-formal gowns.
The ceremony took place under heavy security as wedding guests were handed blue wristbands to differentiate them from diners at the hotel’s restaurant.
A uniformed, shotgun-toting Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputy stood by his squad car in the parking lot while Delray Beach cops were parked on the street.
The blinds at the restaurant were pulled down and diners who wanted to lift them up to watch the wedding were told they couldn’t.
The Jamaican side of the family, it seems, stayed off the dance floor.
Congrats to the lovely couple! We wonder how Boehner feels about a rasta licking oxtails off his daughter’s becky backs….