In Angry White Folks News: Charlie Sheen SNAPS On “D-Bag Agua Guzzling” Teen Mom Slore Farrah Abraham For Leaking Private Texts

- By Bossip Staff

Funniest. Letter. EVER!

Charlie Sheen Writes Angry Open Letter To Farrah Abraham For Leaking Private Text Messages

According to TMZ reports:

Charlie Sheen is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation — and TMZ has learned, he’s already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time … calling her “a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.”

And that’s just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here’s the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at p**n.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-b00bs and five o’clock shadow.


Daaaaaamn Gina! Being that Charlie is himself a “guzzler of d-bag agua”, he must have really been pissed off that Farrah put their lil’ flirt session on blast.

Hit the flip to see the texts Farrah sent to TMZ that has Charlie all hot-and-bothered.

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