We couldn’t make this isht up if we tried…
<h2<Russian Teens Arrested For Decapitation Of Homeless Man And Playing Soccer With Head
Two drunk Russian teens chopped off a homeless man’s head, which they then used to play soccer, police said.
The pair allegedly used an ax, saw and knives to kill and decapitate the vagrant on a street in eastern Moscow “because they didn’t like the look of him.”
After kicking his head around, they dumped it in a garbage bin. His corpse was left dumped on the street.
Cops reportedly caught up with the suspects after following a trail of blood from his body to an apartment — where they found the weapons believed to have been used in the killing.
The home was also “covered” in blood, reports RIA Novosti.
The Moscow Investigative Committee is still looking into the case.
But the identification of the dead man has been hampered after his head was taken away by a garbage truck.
The teens could each face 15 years in prison if convicted of murder.
There isn’t enough brown liquor in the world to make us cut off someone’s head, much less try to bend it like Beckham after the fact. This sounds more like a bath salt type of crime.
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