Ain’t no games…
Wife Eats Cream From Oreo Cookies Then Puts Them Back In Package, Husband Threatens Divorce
A woman who ate the cream filling from a box of Oreos, leaving the discarded chocolate cookies dry, has been humorously threatened with divorce by her outraged husband.
Reddit user showtunesaboutbacon posted a photo of her guilty late-night snacking crime on the social networking site.
She wrote: ‘Ate the cream from the oreo and put the cookies back in the bag – Woke up to find this note … I’m a monster [sic].’
His brief missive left little doubt as to his feelings about his wife’s actions, and, while rooted in humor, sparked a strong response from the Reddit community, which largely believes that Oreo cookie and filling should not be parted.
‘OP is lucky that she found that note and not the actual divorce papers,’ one wrote.
Another said: ‘Really dodged a bullet there.’
Some even had suggestions for revenge, with one Redditor suggesting that the husband try replacing the Oreo cream filling with toothpaste.
‘Takes two or three cookies to figure out exactly what is wrong,’ they said.
There are probably plenty of things her husband would rather her be playing with than his snacks.
Image via Reddit