In epic failure news….
Woman Gets Head Stuck In Staircase Railing During Sex Experiment
When it comes to sex, some people are better off just letting their partner take the lead. Someone should have explained as much to this Russian woman who caught carried away with her freaky aspirations and ended up having to call the police for help. Sigh.
via Huffington Post
A woman found naked with her head wedged in a stair railing in front of a home in Lipetsk, Russia said she got stuck there while having sex, according to Digital Spy’s translation of Pronews48.
A neighbor who saw the 46-year-old’s unlucky predicament called police. The woman, whose name has not been released, told cops she and her boyfriend were trying to “spice things up.”
That boyfriend apparently didn’t stick around to help his lover out of the jam.
Attempts to spice things up go horribly wrong worldwide. In Japan, a trend of licking eyeballs for sexual pleasure has recently resulted in the spread of pinkeye.
Uhhhhh…she couldn’t think of ANYTHING else to do to “spice up” her sex life other than stick her head in between a stair railing for some back shots? We can’t even blame dude for not sticking around. SMH.
This, folks, is elite level sex struggle.