Random Ridiculousness: Flight Fun with Orenthal James

Posted by Bossip Staff

OJ Simpson was on Delta flight from Las Vegas to Florida recently and apparently he was quite the chatterbox filling the flight patron’s ears with a bunch of nonsense:

First, the double-murder acquitee yammered on about his latest brush with the law – being charged with kidnapping and robbery for allegedly sticking up two sports dealers he claims ripped off his memorabilia. “He said he knew this guy, the guy had helped him move out and put a lot of his stuff in warehouses, and he stole the stuff. Claims there were pictures of his family, etc., etc. Claimed the gun part was ‘[bleep]ing bull[bleep]’ – but he didn’t sound all that convincing.”

Then it was on to his knowledge of brewing. “He was talking to two Mexican guys and he claimed that Dos Equis is really a German beer, made in Mexico.” Next, Simpson turned music critic. “He talked about Stevie Wonder at the Santa Monica auditorium being the best concert he ever saw . . . He said Mick Jagger was cool, and that ‘Satisfaction’ was a huge song with the black community in South Central when he was growing up. ‘It blew up the ‘hood,’ he told me.”

Simpson then informed that he hoped to catch a few winks and had taken a sleeping pill – but it wasn’t working. “So he hit on a willing girl right behind him.” Later, at the baggage claim, the disgraced athlete “noticed a kid in a Bills jersey and was like, ‘Yeah, Buffalo Bills, baby.’ “

That nonsense sounds like someone who is nervous that his spot is about to blown up in a minute. It’s pretty much time for OJ to throw in the towel for real.

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