Jesus Take the Wheel

- By Bossip Staff

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Bobby Brown performed recently in DC and the poor thang is struggling to keep it together. SMH at the Washington Post’s rendition of the King of R&B’s stage show:

Although his pelvic thrusts were geriatric and his tongue aerobics creepy, Brown got through his portion of the New Jack Swing show without major incident. The “King of R&B” (who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy) ably revisited his post-New Edition, pre-Whitney Houston peak, including “Don’t Be Cruel,” “Roni” and, of course, “My Prerogative.” As is always the case with Brown, however, what he said was far more interesting than what he sang.

“Baltimore!” Brown shouted at one point. When the crowd failed to react, he asked, “Where am I right now?” After figuring out he was playing to a Washington crowd, Brown said, “They told me I was in Baltimore — I guess so I could come out here and embarrass myself.” The singer also played coy about his reported October heart attack: “You all think I had a heart attack, but I’m all right. I made it. They told me I had an hour and 15 minutes, now they’re telling me I only got 40. I only got 40 minutes, but I still got broke off. I can pay child support for another year — y’all won’t be seein’ my [behind] in jail no more!”

Wow, it’s like that, Bobby? Damn. Well at least he’ll be able to pay his child support this month.

Via C&D

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Comments

  • DjMotown

    1st!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com JawJa Swag

    Damn Bobby……LOL at least know where u are performing

  • Angel

    3rd Byyyyyyyarch

  • Bahama Mama

    Yikes!!

  • ESL

    He is so dumb.

  • JerseyBred

    LMAO! I feel embarrassed for him. He needs to just let it go already.

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Jesus take the pipe!

  • Good 'n Thick

    LOL @ Bobby for not knowing where he is at!! Jesus be a memo mate.

  • ATL

    Bobby sweatie its time to give it up now

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    Jesus should take the drugs, the mic, the tour…

  • http://www.myspace.com/150821702 Bankable P

    Great example of “Just say no…..”! LMAO!!!

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    the crackalicious tour and shyt

    how bout I’M in DC and I,like Bobby, didn’t know he was here neither.

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    MTW

    that shyt sound like ingredients to crack stew!

    LMMFAO

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy

    oh shyt!

    i gotta take a breather

  • Moreaces

    He gives pitiful a bad name.

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    MJB,

    you need to listen to some Miche’le “No More Lies”.

    Just stop it!

    gawd

  • wifey

    LMAO @ Moreaces. I know that’s right. LOL

    I can’t believe he’s bragging because he made enough to cover child support for ONE year…ummm, Bobby…what about the year after that? LOL

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that's who

    who appeared with one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy

    ^^^^^ SMH put them MOFO’s together and make a new damn group, ahhahhahhahh lmao call themselves JTG ahhahhahh lawd i gotta take a breather now whooooo that is just funny to me tho….

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    i like crack stew better

  • jojo

    What a ugly guy!!! He was said to be found at a millionaire&celebrity dating club http://www.meetrich.com not long before, and he is hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies write to him.OMG! So you will be popular anywhere if you are a celebrity, even if you are not handsome, even ugly.

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that's who

    lmmfao okay i am assuming that bobby child support payments is to his other baby mama’s and not whitney, lol they need to just give it up and realize bobby ain’t equipped to tour no more, make any more albums or do any more dance steps and just let that man be where NE @ when he need them????

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    picture them ALL runnin round on stage screaming inaudible words cuz they don’t remember them hits from 15 years ago

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that's who

    …..and now coming to the stage one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy a new group called…….CRACK STEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

  • http://fu@gmail.com me that's who

    smh, they gon be singing feenin, lay ya head on my pillow, and lets chill @ the same time ahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao

  • http://www.IStayConfused.com I Stay SMH

    …..and now coming to the stage one-half of Jodeci, two-thirds of Tony! Toni! Tone! and one-third of Guy Featuring BOBBY Brown

    performing their new hit

    CRACk IS NOT WHACK!!!!!!!

    Crack Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *dead*

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