Posted by Bossip Staff
Get ready for more visual hatred on our new president, Barack Obama:
So, it’s been a month since Inauguration Day. What do you suppose the over/under was on “number of days” before the appearance of the first “Impeach Obama” bumper sticker? If they’re anything like the perennially inspiring “Impeach Bush” bumper stickers, then the answer is probably “negative fifty days.” But we’re feeling charitable, so if you bet that it would take a month, collect your winnings!
These stickers were apparently inspired by those aforementioned “Impeach Bush” stickers, or the “Impeach Laura Roslin” stickers, or the “Impeach Doctor Zaius” stickers, or the “I Brake For Joe The Plumber” stickers. One of those. Obviously, these Obama versions have some original touches of their own. For instance, did you know that “Osama” and “Obama” sort of rhyme? That’s what all the “off the hook” kids grooving on Michael Steele’s new urban-suburban dis track tell me, anyway! Plus, the word “lying” is depicted as “lyin'” which is a shout-out to Sarah Palin.
You can probably purchase this stickers in person if you come to CPAC, a convention of conservative Furries and Mitt Romney fetishists, next week. Or buy them here. Consider it a bailout!
When the “I F*ck Up People Who Have ‘Impeach Obama’ Bumper Stickers” bumper stickers come out, they’re gonna sell like hot cakes.