Solange, is that you? Turns out some Bey lovers are serious Kim K. haters! An overly excited member of the Hive took to Change.org to create a petition imploring Beysus to skim Kim and Kanye’s nuptials. Check out the first part below:
As you all know by now Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have sadly been in the news for their “engagement”. Kim Kardashian and her disgusting family are known for their rise to fame for doing absolutely nothing. Aside from being a famous slore Kim has decided to get knocked up by notorious jacka$$ Kanye West and know are planning to get married. Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyonce from attending that god forsaken wedding, since her husband Jay Z is BFF’s with Kanye he probably wants both of them to go. Beyonce should not be forced to go and sit through that torture while surrounded by the Kardashian pigs. Beyonce do not go to that wedding you don’t have to do it to please that slore and her jacka$$ fiance. Do us a favor Bey and rain check that train wreck of wedding.
Wow… Somebody had their haterade. But that’s not where it ends! John Barry, the petition’s creator, compiled a list of a ways Bey could avoid attending Kimye’s wedding. Hit the flip to read them.
Here are a few ways to get out of going:
1. Extend The Mrs Carter Show World Tour for as long as possible–
Be on tour for their wedding. Tell them you’re busy and business always comes first.
2. Blue Ivy has the flu-
You can’t attend a wedding when your baby is sick.
3. You have something better to do-
You’re Beyonce you always have something better to do than to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding.
4. Say that you have a meeting with the President and the First Lady- Who would say no to the President, especially when your other choice is to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding.
5. Simply say no-
Tell the b**ch no. Simple as that.
Which would be funny enough but Barry continues by saying:
Hope these tips help in your decison-making Bey.
BTW if you do go to their wedding do us all the favor and throw a knife at that b**ch.
Damn, that’s cold. So far the petition has garnered 80 votes, and homeboy is only looking for 100.
We’re starting an office pool now — who is betting on Bey missing the wedding???