Kenan Thompson: “F*ck Domestic Abuse, SNL Wants Chris Brown and Rihanna For Ratings!!”

- By Bossip Staff

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Well, it didn’t take long for someone to “go there” regarding the Chrianna situation:

Chris Brown will have a difficult time salvaging his music career after allegedly attacking girlfriend Rihanna in L.A. two weeks ago, one venue hasn’t closed its doors to him.

Saturday Night Live might still consider having the 19-year-old singer perform in the future, according to series regular Kenan Thompson.

“It’s not up to me, but I’m sure we would if he had another hit single,” Thompson tells Usmagazine.com. “We don’t care about scandal. We just care about what brings us ratings!”

Thompson did not know if SNL — which most recently had the Jonas Brothers perform on their Valentine’s Day episode to boost viewership — invited Brown or Rihanna back to the show.

“If we had them both on the show, that would be crazy,” Thompson told Us at the GBK & TMG Luxury Lounge in L.A. on Friday.

Thompson, a regular on the sketch show, says that this particular scandal is “an unfortunate situation.

“I don’t know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I’m just saying, you have to learn that you can’t put your hands on a female.”

Although the comedian says Brown was cool when they first met, he doesn’t know him well.

“He’s a big dude,” Thompson tells Us. “He’s not a little dude.”

Where’s a buffet when you need one??  Kenan, politely shut your pie-hole.  Much appreciated.

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  • Negroe

    GOOD

  • Proud ArmyWifee

    Lol, well hopefully they will have…restored a least a friendship by then…

  • Oshie

    Where’s Kel?

  • I'm Fat Too

    Hey Hey Fat Albert

  • This is NOT a test!

    yeah i loved Kel too. ‘Kenan & Kel show’ was the shit

  • http://www.natturnersrevenge.blogspot.com Chris Chambers

    Lawd what a fat moron. Remember when SNL had Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Maya Rudolf…hell even Garrett Morris was funnier than this fool. But I hear that’s how Lorne Michaels wants it. No black performers overshadowing the mediocre white ones (who always seem to get movie roles).

  • AllStar

    HE RIGHT LOL…NOBODY CARE ABOUT THAT SH*T ANYMORE THAT STUFF HAPEN EVERYDAY AND HER AZZ PROBABLY DESEREVED IT

    KEEP YA HANDZ TOYASELVES RHI RHI!!!

  • AllStarStar

    im glad that happened…its true nobody care about that that happen EVERYDAY…hell her azz deserved that azzz whoopin keep yo handz to YO self

  • leave-it-be

    @ ALLSTAR—– IT’S APPARENT YOU DON’T RESPECT YA MOMZ, CAUSE IF YA DID YOU WOULDN’T BE SUPPORTING CHRIS BROWN YOU EFFING IDIOT!!!!!!! A REAL MAN DOESN’T HIT A WOMAN…. CHRIS BROWN IS BIG DUDE LIKE KENAN SAID; THAT ALONE MEANS HANDS OFF!!!!!! HOPE A WOMAN WHIPS YOUR DUMB AZZ THEN SEE HOW YOU GOING BE SAYING “YOU DESERVED IT!@#%&!!!!

  • always knew

    Here’s the real story as relayed to me from a friend on the inside.

    The D.A. threw the case back because of Rhianna’s statement. – Not complaint! The injuries incurred during their spat, was the result of Chris Slamming on the breaks, thus causing one of the bruises on Rhianna’s forehead. The busted lip and other bruises was caused by three elbows to her face by Chris, due to him warding off Rhianna’s repeated attempts to grab Chris’s cell phone. There was no “CHOKING” or deliberate punching after the car came to a halt.

    According to what I heard, Rhianna will not press charges because she realizes that she has just as much culpability in this as Chris does. Both parties are pretty embarrassed that this whole fiasco has been blown out of proportion.

    According to what i’ve heard, Chris will probably be charged with a misdemeanor aggravated assault, and put on probation (maybe). Trust me, both parties just want the whole thing to go away.
    ________________________________________________

    SOUNDS LIKE THE TRUTH TO ME. I KNEW C-BREEZY DIDN”T BEAT HER…Ya’ll wanting to end his career. GTFOH!

    See how ya’ll do with the speculation? I told ya’ll BEFORE that he didn’t beat her. I told you it looked like he used his elbows to fend her off, WHILE HE WAS DRIVING!!! She attacked as well. You think because she’s a female, she can’t do anything to Chris. Well, she’s up and around- granted with no work, now but she’s still up and out…So now who’s the as-hole? Still trying to end his career? You are a hater and a loser. You’re mad because you’re broke and trying to down yet another brother, WHO IS NOT A THUG…..

    I told you quit bashing Breezy and let the facts come out..And just like I said, she played a part…

    Go get some business…”SO IF YOU MUST FALTER, BE WISE”…..Your minds in Disturbia, it’s like when the darkness is the light. Am I scaring you tonight? Disturbia….

    KEEP YOUR DAMN HANDS TO YOURSELF.
    DON”T START NONE. WON”T BE NONE. THINK, BEFORE YOU PUT YOR HANDS ON ANYONE..Told you what happens when you have million dollar wee-wee and are insecure……She should’ve ignored the childish phone calls, had the business meeting date and went to the Grammy’s and got another guy…She could’ve but SHE WENT CRAZY, thinking about Chris wth someone else, EMOTIONAL AND ANGRY, not a good mix…..NEXT!……

  • always knew

    @leave-it-be

    @ ALLSTAR—– IT’S APPARENT YOU DON’T RESPECT YA MOMZ, CAUSE IF YA DID YOU WOULDN’T BE SUPPORTING CHRIS BROWN YOU EFFING IDIOT!!!!!!! A REAL MAN DOESN’T HIT A WOMAN…. CHRIS BROWN IS BIG DUDE LIKE KENAN SAID; THAT ALONE MEANS HANDS OFF!!!!!! HOPE A WOMAN WHIPS YOUR DUMB AZZ THEN SEE HOW YOU GOING BE SAYING “YOU DESERVED IT!@#%&!!!!

    _______________________________________

    U ARE A DUMB ASS. GROW UP. SHE SHOULD KEEP HER HANDS TO HERSELF..HAVING FLASH BACKS? REMEMBERING WHEN YOU USED TO GET YOUR A– BEAT BY A $2 NIGG-, IN THE STREET AND HAD TO LEARN THE HARD WAY?

    HE LOST ENDORSEMENTS BEHIND THIS INSECURE TRAMP. SHE STARTED IT, BY GRABBING HIS PHONE, GETTING JEALOUS. GROW UP AND GET A LIFE…

  • Negroe

    THATS GOOD FOR THAT DESPERATE BITCH….

  • http://bossip demi ta

    GO MAKE ANOTHER GOOD BURGER MOVIE!DUMP TRUCK.

  • http://www.wordizz.blogspot.com Sane

    @ Always Knew, that bit of info you just shared makes sense to me.

  • http://Bossip ***AKeys******

    I thought Kel was the stupid one

  • http://Bossip ***AKeys******

    P.S SNL stinks

  • Thickykins, LOL!

    bossip, why r yall passing judgement. y cant both of them be wrong?? a male is wrong for putting his hands on a female, but if a woman knows (and regardless of how some of us act, we do know) that men are generally stronger than we are, then we should ALSO exercise better judgement when we are angry to not hit them. until the details are released, yall should chill out on the jumping to conclusions. rihanna couldve caught him wit that haymaker!!! LOL!! we have all been guilty at some point of ‘snappin’.

  • Dear God

    Ahh Kenan, insert foot in mouth. 🙂

  • HellNo...

    I can’t stand Kenan or Kel. Both of those no-name white girl lovers can jump off a bridge!!

  • RE RE

    @ Always new
    I LOVE YOU! That bitch went crazy on him and he beat her ass and thats what her bossy mean ass gets.Now she is riding around so all these assholes on here can say (OH SHE LOOKS SO SAD) thats not sad thats Im shame I got my ass whipped and now everybody know how fake I am and ugly.

  • BUYYYYAAAAA!!!!

    Who loves Orange Soda?????? KEL loves Orange soda!!!! Is is True???? Uhummm…..I DO I DO I DOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • Yvonne

    If the bruises to her forehead was due to Chris slamming on the brakes why was there not bruises on the front of her forehead also. The picture showed two lumps on her forehead..on the left side and one on the right side.

    If she is on the passenger side and he is driving and he is using his elbow to ward off her blows, even if she turned around to face him, the majority of the bruises would be on the left side of her face? The picture shows scratches and bruises all over her the bottom half of her face. That car is not that big inside.

    I don’t doubt they were both scraping at each other but in my IMO Chris used more than his elbow to ward her off.

    He had stopped the car at one point because it was said she threw the keys out the window. IMO,(mad about not finding the keys and after tussling with her), he finished beating on her then left her and the car behind.

    That’s the part I can’t understand. Why didn’t he call the police or someone in his camp to come to the scene. Why run off and leave her there.

    I hope they both get some kind of serious counseling and/or therapy.

  • cala

    After the exposure of the news Rihanna gave Chris herpes, a online dating site named”^==== Herpesloving com====’s member increase quickly. The users on that site said Rihanna has an account on that site.

  • Jane Doe

    Kenan shut your fat ass up!!!

  • Ummmmmm....

    Kenan is soooooo not funny

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