Florida Crazies: Freak Ho Popped For Stealing Pleasure Toy While Applying For Job At Sex Store!

- By Bossip Staff

C’mon now…SMFH

Via TheSmokingGun

Florida Woman Arrested For Stealing Pleasure Toy From

After shoplifting a sex toy from an adult novelty shop, a Florida woman then hung around to ask about any possible job openings at the business, police report.

According to cops, LeAnn Frauens, 23, went to the Intimate Treasures store in Crestview last month to inquire about work. Frauens made sure to leave her name, address, and phone number with a manager.

Following Frauens’s departure from the business, the manager realized that an Evolved brand “Short & Sweet” vibrator had been taken from its display location. A subsequent review of store surveillance footage showed Frauens “concealing the device in the front of her pants as she moves away from the display,” according to a Crestview Police Department report.

It is unclear whether Frauens, who was reportedly intoxicated when she visited the shop, was primarily seeking employment or enjoyment from Intimate Treasures.

Since she had given the store manager her contact details, Frauens was quickly contacted by cops, who valued the stolen device at $59.95. When shown the video, Frauens copped to the theft. “As the defendant viewed her actions, she exclaimed in disbelief, ‘Oh my God. Look at what I’m doing. Oh my God. I’m gonna cry,'” an investigator noted.

…bish, stfu!

Frauens turned the vibrator over in a paper bag provided to her by Corporal Robert Deroche, who reported that he “opened the bag and observed the contents to be a sex toy” similar to the one stolen in late-October. “I noted the device appeared to have been used and not cleaned and did not remove it from the bag,” Deroche added.

Yuck, daddy.

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