Millions dream of being a rapper who rocks sold out crowds, uses $100 bills as toilet paper and smashes strange women without protection like the YOLO-minded rappers on this list. Why condom-allergic rappers continue to roll the dice, we’ll never know, but they don’t seem to mind paying child support/supporting their mini-tribe.
Here are the ten most fertile rappers of all-time. Take a look.
10 (and a possible) kids. 6 baby mamas. 1 million behind in child support. The condom-less Life & Times of Dark Man X.
Only the condom-allergic gremlin knows how many random kids he actually has but we’re sure he fathered at least 4 (that he’s aware of).
He almost cashed in on a reality show starring his 11 kids and League of Extraordinary Baby mamas that was quickly shut down by the “haters.”
Tip Huxtable has the same number of felonies as kids (8) but he’s clearly a changed family man.
Between building his No Limit army and hopping out of golden tanks, P fathered 9 kids with several unnecessary letters in their names.
The struggle-crooning Rap star has four baby mamas (including Ciara) who all seem to be enjoying their sister-wife lifestyle.
“Shimmy Shimmy Ya” makes perfect sense when you realize the iconic Wu mascot had 13 kids.
The crusty filthball already has three kids at 18 as the unwashed face of the “Pull out for what?” movement.
The beloved/hated rapper was the father of 8 (with three on the way) at the time of his tragic death.
Revvy Rev has touched thousands of lives from his bathtub where most of his 7 kids were probably conceived.