Man Wins Sex With Hookers But Dies Hours Before Prize
Via Gawker reports:
The 86-year-old winner of Howard Stern’s “I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid” contest was sadly unable to claim his prize after choking to death on a piece of steak just hours before he was scheduled to have a threesome with two high-class hookers.
“The guy was so full of life,” Johnny Orris’s grandson Ed told the New York Daily News.
It was Ed who entered Grandpa Johnny in the Bad Grandpa tie-in contest, hoping to give the lonely, horny widower one last hurrah.
“He was ecstatic,” said Ed. “He’d been that way ever since our trip to the Stern show.”
The deed was set to be done at the world famous Moonlite BunnyRanch in Mound House, Nevada.
To get his strength up for what he said would be the “Super Bowl of Sex,” Grandpa Johnny treated himself to a steak dinner at Harveys Lake Tahoe resort the night before the big game.
It would be his last meal.
After just a couple of bites of prime rib, Grandpa Johnny started choking.
“It was unbelievable,” Ed recalled. “The paramedics worked on him for 30 minutes. We’re still kinda stunned.”
According to BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof, so are the bunnies.
“The bunnies loved him,” Hof told TMZ.
“Johnny was a wonderful man,” tweeted [NSFW] Bunny of the Year 2012 Caressa Kisses, one of the two women [NSFW] in Grandpa Johnny’s uneaten hooker sandwich. “It broke my heart!”
The night wasn’t a total loss, however.
Ed told TMZ he ended up using his grandpa’s coupon for free sex in his honor.
If he had waited a few more hours, he wouldn’t have been the one choking.