GTFOH: “Life-Fixer” Iyanla Vanzant Just Now Discovered Twerking And Wants To Teach Old Heads How It’s Done

- By Bossip Staff

The apocalypse is upon us.

Iyanla Vanzant Wants To Teach A Twerking Class

Earlier today, the author, inspirational speaker, and TV personality, Iyanla Vanzant, discovered the racially-themed and culturally-appropriated dance craze that is sweeping the nation, Twerking. In her excitement Iyanla hopped on Twitter to share her unbridled jubilation with her followers.

Listen lady, nobody wants to see yo’ 60-year-old azz poppin’ nothing but vitamins, dig that?

So not only does she want to twerk HER hip out of place, she wants to teach OTHER elderly folks how, they too, can risk a life-altering injury by imitating big booty strippers.

Ma’am, allow us to escort you over to #TooDamnOldToTwerk Twitter. We’re sure you’ll be more comfortable in a seat there.

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