Fellas, stay woke: new shape-wear sorcery is hitting the streets…
Spanx Launches “Booty Bra”
Seems like everyone wants that Kim K/video vixen look these days. This is a far safer way to get it than getting knifed up or injected! Ladies, if you’re in need of some cake control, Spanx has got your back
side. A long-time staple for women looking to smooth and minimize their more unsightly lady lumps, the Atlanta-based shape-wear firm is now following the booty chasing trend and providing a boost in the back.
After receiving numerous complaints from ladies claiming that their body shapers calm their cakeage down a little too much, the company has launched the Booty Bra, an anti-flattening shaper that raises your rump and gives a “full look,” according to the company site.
Part of their Trust Your Thinstincts Line, the Booty Bra promises to provide the same tummy-flattening, love-handle-eliminating support their customers expect, while keeping those cheeks lifted, separated, and boosted. The company site boasts that this will slim without smushing, and even claims “you won’t believe these buns are real!”
We wonder how many ladies will be catfishing in the club with pairs of these on under their bodycon dresses? Men beware — those cakes might deflate when those undies come off!