The Gayest Video Ever: Keep It In The Closet

- By Bossip Staff

Posted by Bossip Staff

Sorry, but at the 4:50 mark, your boy definitely comes OUT of the closet and the gorgeous Naomi is gone! She rubs him down, and he runs away… to the closet.

Pop the hood and get a good laugh…

How could people not have seen his perversion coming? All this crotch grabbing, flailing, and “he-he-ing” was right in our faces.

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  • Hannibal

  • De'Vincent

    You Better Be Careful HOW YOU TREAT PEOPLE!!!

    [Revamp from Dec.1]

    I was talking with a friend yesterday and he and I discussed the value of friendship. Real friends are so, so hard to find these days. The Bible is really fulfililng itself when it said that love of many in the later times would wax cold. We are seeing that now. People can tell you one thing with their mouths but to demonstrate what you speak in action is the challenge that many people face.

    All a man is his word. If you don’t have word, you are absoulely a nobody! Nobody consumes their time continually with liars or people who are fickle with their word. Why is this? They don’t acknowledge or respect the value that God has given you. Many of us are like this. We treat the people in our lives who love us the most with so much disrespect. We distance ourselves from them, shun their phone calls, their friendship, their love, witholding ourselves from them not realizing that God may have put that person in your life for a reason and for a season to take you to the next area in your life.

    God uses people to take you higher. Do you not know that if you walk with God, it is essential to form bonds and relationships with people. Now don’t get it twisted. I’m not saying to form bonds and close friendships with everyone; surely, that is NOT the will of God. However, there are people who have the closer walk with God, the love, the support, the motivation, the push, the inspiration that you may need to be deposited in your life during your life’s most difficult moments. But how can you receive that love, that support, that motivation if you keep rejecting it? God demonstrates His love a lot of times through others.

    BE VERY careful how you treat people. Be careful not take those for granted God has placed in your life for a special time. Be careful not to ignore the ones who are reaching out to love you the most. For the time when you just may need it the most, the season for it may have soon passed away.

    1 Cor 13:4-7: “4Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres”

    -gregg p.-

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  • The Grundle

    Mike can do no wrong. He made Thriller, man. Thriller…

  • High Life (1 up)

    No hate here. MJ be gettin down with the get down.

  • Mean Gurl (♥ I'M Not Scare of Lions n Tigers n Bears♥

    I love you Michael..but 14K for a ticket?? hell naw!!!!!!!!!

  • ash

    DO YOUR INSULTS MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? CONSIDERING A MAN’S LIFE (A MAN WHOM DID MORE GOOD FOR OUR PLANET IN HIS LIFE THAN ALL OF US WHOM COMMENTED ON THIS ARTICLE COMBINED) LIFE AND CAREER HAVE BEEN RUINED FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU WALK WITH EVIL.

  • Suga

    NAOMI AND MJ, WHAT A WORK OF ART!!!!!

  • Lil Ms. Phyre

    good words De’vincent

  • PYT

    I love you Mike!

  • sim1

    Leave MJ alone! I used to love this song! Whaat! Brings back memories. 🙂

  • kahmmillion

    Boy Naomi still looks the same….black really doesn’t crack. Simply GEORGOUS.

    MJ keep dancing boo.

  • wifey06

    ya so stupid!!!

  • iluvprada

    Now ya’ll know… ya’ll was tryin to do that dance! LOL!!!!! That was a good laugh!

  • Poca

    I LOVE U MICHAEL!!!

  • E$

    People luv MJ & luv is blind

  • http://bossip Shaunie27

    I really didnt find anything funny>>> Mike is the king of pop always will be!!!

  • Day lat£ dollar $hort

    no hating but MJ is and has been gay as hell from day one…..

  • Fat, Ugly and Babymomma bitches are for poor niggas(Its6amHoGetOut)

    I love this man. I was in the closet once but now I am free. I love male dic* and I’m not afraid to show it. I changed my screen name everyone because of all the haters.

  • What the...

    No matter how much I try, I still see Joe Jackson’s In Living Colour version of this lmao

  • Scoobie...also known as Scoobiesnax

    Damn, anyone else ever notice that you never really understand what MJ is saying until you get to the chorus? It’s like an every other word or every couple of word comprehension sometimes. Maybe it’s just me.

  • Scoobie...also known as Scoobiesnax

    still love him though.

  • Holla

    This was my shit!!!! This and “remember the times” the one that was all egyptian and ish. MJ is still the shit. Always will be.

  • Ha Ha Ha

    ‘He-he-ing’

    LMAO!

    (BTW…it’s “HEEE-heee!”

  • xav

    I can’t laugh at that. I just got mad respect.

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