10 Reasons Not To Feel Bad For Chris Brown
Chris Brown’s life is probably as low as it’s ever been. He’s in jail for a month and Rihanna is getting her back blown by his mortal enemy, Drake. While you may be inclined to feel bad for him, here are 10 reasons you shouldn’t shed a tear for Chris Brown.
He probably should have gone to jail when he beat up Rihanna – That was definitely a felony assault, so he’s probably overdue.
He still called Rihanna a ho afterwards – Probably not fair to call the woman you beat up a ho…not the best move.
He’s Still Rich – Can’t feel too bad for a guy who’ll still be rich as hell when he gets out of jail.
It’s His Fault Drake Is With Rihanna – Rihanna wanted to get back with him through it all…but he couldn’t commit, so she’s moved on to the next Ritz-colored lover.
He Wasn’t Great To Karrueche Either – Buddy just probably is better off single because he dragged her around like a rag doll too.
He Couldn’t Stay In Rehab – If your judge orders you to go to rehab and you can’t stick around, then you sort of have to go to jail.
He’s Still Getting Into Fights – He fought Drake. He fought some guy outside of a hotel. He needs to chill somewhere.
He Disrespected His Mother! – He threw a rock through his mother’s car in a fit of anger. And she’s been riding with him from jump.
Maybe This Will Be A Good Thing – He’s only in jail for a few weeks, so maybe he can learn about his mistakes and come out of it better. Who knows?
He Can Sober Up – Breezy has been looking a little…different…lately. Maybe a sober month will give him some clarity.