Ain’t nobody gonna steal her from you, bruh…
Eddie Murphy likes cream in his coffee, and apparently his chick loves it not-so-tall and black.
While we are quite sure that Paige is the apple of Eddie’s eye, these pics look more like he’s trying to ward off any would-be “Mr. Steal Yo Girl” types than puttin’ on some PDA.
Why does Ed look so insecure? We could see if they were walking on the beach where a hater white guy might try to knock him for his broad, but we’re quite sure that she’s not gonna leave him for the artsy barista who draws her face with whipped cream atop her caramel macchiato.
Flip it over to peep more of Eddie’s weird show of affection.
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“You know I love you, right baby? I’ll never let any of these uppity becky-lovin’ brothas step to you”
“You know how I get when the caffeine is up in me…soon as we finish these espressos I’m gonna tear that flat azz UP!”
“This coffee is better than viagra!”
“Peace and love, y’all, I’m bout go dive in this blonde-haired blue-eye box right quick.”