I feel too old for a crush. I’m not going to say how old, but definitely at the age where these feelings of butterflies feel a lot similar to heartburn mixed with bronchitis. And in the words of Sweet Georgia Brown, ain’t nobody got time for bronchitis mixed with heartburn. I’m really at the point where I’m just about to walk up on him and say point blank: “Hey shake and bake. Let’s get to know each other.” More….