Man Sues Hospital For Shrinking His Genitals
A Canadian man is looking to cash out at the expense of the hospital that he says is responsible for the shrinkage of his
ego man meat.
In 2011, an anonymous Canadian man fractured his pe**s while having sex with his wife. As if that indignity wasn’t enough, surgery to correct the injury allegedly left him with a [package] that was “about an inch” shorter than before.
Now, the man is suing the hospital for $155,000 Canadian (about $142,000 U.S.), claiming negligence and “indescribable anguish.”
By his lawsuit’s account, the man went to the hospital after his injury and was told by a nurse and an off-site urologist that it wouldn’t require surgery. When he still couldn’t have sex after three months, he came back in for the operation.
The surgery allegedly left a “permanent scar” and a continued inability to have sex in addition to the shortened appendage. The man, who is paraplegic, claims the experience led to the end of his marriage. He described the trauma thusly:
“This has caused a greater impact on my life than when I lost the use of my legs.”
Daaaayyum homie. Wonder if this will hold up in court…..