Unsavory Swirl

- By Bossip Staff

Posted by Bossip Staff

Back in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse was spotted getting rather cozy (and naked) with her bulky-ass body guard:

The recovering junkie looked relaxed as she wandered arm-in-arm with NEVILLE on her return to the paradise island. The skinny star snuggled into his beefy body for plenty of hugs during their beach stroll before stripping off to soak up some rays on a sun lounger.

Dig how she made folks lose their lunch behind her stankified pressence:

Winehouse has left holidaymakers in the Caribbean fuming by stripping off at the hotel where she is staying. The singer returned to St. Lucia last week, just 33 days after leaving the idyllic island following an extended sunshine break.

But the star angered locals and tourists on Sunday (05Apr09) by flashing her flesh at the Cotton Bay Village Hotel, after she was reportedly told she couldn’t sunbathe topless on the beach.
An onlooker tells Britain’s Daily Mail website, “Everyone was shocked. One minute Amy was relaxing with friends on the beach and the next she was running around half-naked. “She seems to like lounging around topless and might have had enough of being told what to do. She was talking to herself as she ran and flailing her arms around but we couldn’t tell what she was saying – it didn’t make a bit of sense.”

That sounds about right. The only cats she can get to bone her bony unkempt ass are undoubtedly on the pay roll. Someone please pray for this nasty jawn to just shrivel up and marinate in a rehab facility somewhere. Yuck.

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  • me (the original)

    1st!

  • me (the original)

    Sweet Jesus that girl needs to gain some weight. She looks like a walking skeleton, no lie.

    A damn shame, I hope she can get it together at some point cause she really is talented.

  • :) PRETTY PANAMANIAN

    GO HEAD AMY..

    AND PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ALBUM LIKE THE LAST ONE.. IT WAS OFF THE CHAIN!!!!

  • Lady J

    I’m confused…I thought she didn’t like black people; infact, she has used racial slurs towards people of color…

  • diamondcenter

    yuck…yuck…yuck

  • me (the original)

    Lady J

    I’m confused…I thought she didn’t like black people; infact, she has used racial slurs towards people of color…
    ————————-

    When was this and what did she say?

  • Sawyer

    I thought that was the dude off of Scrubs at first! Damn the body guard is hurting up that bad to go after some Amy Crackhouse ass?!

  • me (the original)

    Nah he’s probably just figuring he knows what side his bread is buttered on. If she is able to clean herself up, she stands to make tons of money. I don’t know of ANYONE who doesn’t like her music.

  • De'Vincent

    DON’T SELF-DESTRUCT!

    [A revamp of Jan. 28, 2008]

    If I were to ask you what was number one in your life right now, what would your answer be? Let me re-phrase my question: what do you invest the majority of your time in?

    For many of us, our answer might be: in a relationship that means a lot to us, hanging with our friends or family members, our jobs, our careers, but how many of us would say having a meaningful relationship with God and doing what He requires of us? Very few. Very, very few.

    When was the last time you felt extremely exhausted? Tired? Just worn out? This morning? Last night? A week ago? Plenty of us are existing in this life but it’s been so long since we’ve felt alive. It’s been so long since we prayed or even talked to God. It’s been so, so long since we’ve just had that one on one relationship with Him. It’s been so long since we really just spent quality time with Him and have gotten to really know Him.

    Now anybody that really understands the value of a relationship knows that if you don’t spend enough time with your significant other long enough, the value or the core of the relationship will die. This is what’s happening to us: the saints.

    Many of us are self-destructing. We are hurting ourselves by placing all of our importance, all of our emphasis, all of our time into something that will eventually fade away. Don’t get me wrong, I do believe as I always mention, that God gave us the ability to be able to enjoy people and for them to be able to enjoy us but placing all of our trust in PEOPLE is dangerous. It leads to an emptiness that cannot be filled because regardless of how much people love you, they are going to let you down. People are going to be people!!!! And at the end of the day, your feelings are hurt, you’re broken,, you’re mind is confused because you’ve placed your trust in an unrelaible source.

    LET’S get back to the basics people in starting this new year off!!! If you want to have a meaningful life, if you want that peace back that you once had, you’ve got to get your relationship back with God. Remember when you used to wake up praying to Him? Do you remember when He was number one in your life? Do you remember when nothing or no one else even came close to His place? You’ve been hurting, you’ve been empty, you’ve been going around and around in cirlces trying to find peace of mind and you’re self-destructing. You’re killing yourself!!!!

    How do you recover? Go back to what once worked!!! Have you forgotten Him?
    Talk to Him tonight and tell Him you want it back…He’s waiting for you.

    Think about it.

  • lisalisa

    He’s actually pretty cute.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (Gambit in 25 Days!)

    I would rather:

    Wake up a hibernating bear and steal one bear cub
    Challenge a Silverback Gorilla to a duel
    or steal food from a hyena…

    thank to possibly kiss Amy Winehouse on the forehead.

  • IsItFriday?

    @ GLOK9n
    You talk truth but damn i just ate…and the visual is making sick……

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (Gambit in 25 Days!)

    *then* to possibly

  • Pimpin Willie Northpole C.O.T.H (Loafer Game Is Flu)

    Re (Gambit in 25 Days!)

    I would rather:

    Wake up a hibernating bear and steal one bear cub
    Challenge a Silverback Gorilla to a duel
    or steal food from a hyena…

    thank to possibly kiss Amy Winehouse on the forehead.

    Mornin Re, are those gun holsters your wearing in your new gravie?

  • Jay

    he is working his job, let a brother eat, dang.

  • injera70

    I think he is just the bodyguard come on people think. I hope to God he is not hitting that but I doubt it. Let that man get paid.

  • NON-black woman

    There is a saying that NON-black women have…..when all else fail and you can’t pull a decent man you can always get a black man. You can be obese, junkie, std infested, unemployed, uneducated, no teeth……black men have no standards when dating white women.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (Gambit in 25 Days!)

    @Pimpin Willie D

    LMAO, no! Its a vest…

  • Pimpin Willie Northpole C.O.T.H (Loafer Game Is Flu)

    Re (Gambit in 25 Days!)

    @Pimpin Willie D

    LMAO, no! Its a vest…

    C’mon Re, your giving me a Tomb Raider fantasy, you look like your strapped in that photo, but I’ll take your word for it, they hate on pistols in the district!

  • bay girl

    i hope he’s getting plenty of danger money for that. She looks like she’s riddled with cooties!

  • hotmilfchocolate

    ewwwwwww,

    he got cooootttieeeeeeeeess!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (Gambit in 25 Days!)

    @Pimpin Willie

    Lol crazy! And yes, you know any kind of weapon is sure to get you locked up here…

  • Pimpin Willie Northpole C.O.T.H (Loafer Game Is Flu)

    Re (Gambit in 25 Days!)

    @Pimpin Willie

    Lol crazy! And yes, you know any kind of weapon is sure to get you locked up here…

    Yeah, but I love club Ozio too much to not come down every now and again, its a beautiful thang like yo shoe game girl!

  • Honit Sinti

    All together now: “Lean on me, when you’re too weak to carry on….ohhhhh….you’re gonna need somebody to lean on….”

  • dern shame

    Ole boy is fine..if she could cop that anybody can! lol go head Amy!!

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