Unsavory Swirl

Posted by Bossip Staff

Back in St. Lucia, Amy Winehouse was spotted getting rather cozy (and naked) with her bulky-ass body guard:

The recovering junkie looked relaxed as she wandered arm-in-arm with NEVILLE on her return to the paradise island. The skinny star snuggled into his beefy body for plenty of hugs during their beach stroll before stripping off to soak up some rays on a sun lounger.

Dig how she made folks lose their lunch behind her stankified pressence:

Winehouse has left holidaymakers in the Caribbean fuming by stripping off at the hotel where she is staying. The singer returned to St. Lucia last week, just 33 days after leaving the idyllic island following an extended sunshine break.

But the star angered locals and tourists on Sunday (05Apr09) by flashing her flesh at the Cotton Bay Village Hotel, after she was reportedly told she couldn’t sunbathe topless on the beach.

An onlooker tells Britain’s Daily Mail website, “Everyone was shocked. One minute Amy was relaxing with friends on the beach and the next she was running around half-naked. “She seems to like lounging around topless and might have had enough of being told what to do. She was talking to herself as she ran and flailing her arms around but we couldn’t tell what she was saying – it didn’t make a bit of sense.”

That sounds about right. The only cats she can get to bone her bony unkempt ass are undoubtedly on the pay roll. Someone please pray for this nasty jawn to just shrivel up and marinate in a rehab facility somewhere. Yuck.

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