Phuck Yo Fruit!! Man Faces Charges For “Aggressively ” Stabbing Watermelon

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Weeelll….better a piece of fruit than a person, right?

Man Faces Charges For Stabbing Watermelon

Did you know you could be subject to court fines for attacking fruit? We didn’t either…..and this Connecticut man probably found out kinda late too.

via Fox News

A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

The Register Citizen of Torrington reports Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino’s tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher’s knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

SMH.

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