Those vows don’t mean isht in the land of the thirsty
Philadelphia 76ers new jack baller Joel Embiid isn’t much of a talker when it comes to interviews, but on Twitter he lets his personality hang out as freely as a fat uncles testicles.
Yesterday afternoon Embiid decided that he would get his dot-com Don Juan on and try to woo Kim Kardashian into a little private conversation in the champagne room of social media, the direct message inbox.
As far as we’re concerned the only people who should be publicly displaying their thirst are suffering African children, but we digress.
Apparently, the 140-character charmer forgot to do the education.
Careful now, Joel doesn’t wanna end up like this guy…
Watch yaself young bol.
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