July 12, 2012 Bolitics: Washington D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray Called To Resign From Office After It’s Revealed His Campaign Ran On $650,000 Unreported Funds
July 12, 2012 For The Fellas: New Reports Show A Link Between Baldness Medicine And Having A “Gimpy Johnson”
July 12, 2012 In Disgusting Old Heads News: 72-Year-Old Woman Kept Her Dead Boyfriend’s Body For Months “For Company” And Kept Cashing His Checks Too!
July 12, 2012 Protecting Perverts: Peen State Reports Says Joe Paterno And Other Higher Ups “Concealed Critical Facts” Related To Sandusky And His Abuse Of Young Black Boys
July 12, 2012 Thirsty Hoes: Persian Banger Puts Her Twitter Cyber Love Connections With Drake, Pooch Hall And More On Blast
July 12, 2012 The Side-Eye: Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. Camp Releases Statement Saying He Is Being Treated For Intense “Mood Disorder”…
July 11, 2012 When The Checks Stop Coming In: FAMU President Resigns Following Hazing Scandal Over Death Of Drum Major
July 11, 2012 Get Off The Stage! Money Mitt Booed At NAACP Convention For Saying He’d Repeal Obamacare
July 11, 2012 Florida Crazies: Maniac In The Buff Jumps On Roof, Pees On Floor, Bites Chunk Out Of Man’s Stomach And Keeps Fighting After Being Tasered!!!
July 10, 2012 TwitterFiles: Kris Humphries’ Bootleg Kimmy Fakes Shuts Down Pregnancy Rumors By Showing Off Her Bikini Bawwwdy
July 10, 2012 Have You Seen Him?? Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. Is Under Intense Scrutiny From Politicians And Voters About The Mysterious Medical Condition That Has Kept Him Out Of Work For A Month
July 10, 2012 Slizzard On The Scene: Drive-Thru Drankin’ In Southern States Causes Concern After Many Deadly Car Accidents
July 10, 2012 Blow Your Whistle: NBA Commissioner David Stern Attempts To Shut Down Adult Films Stars Free Celebratory “Jaw-Working” In Honor Of Miami Heat Championship
July 9, 2012 In Attention-Sloring White Folks News: Lady Gaga Parades Her Bare Cakes Through The Airport In Sheer Leggings; Reduces Fan To Tears
July 9, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: Rih-Rih’s Poppa Thinks She Should Give Chris Breezy Brown Another Chance At Love, Says They Are A “Perfect Couple”
July 9, 2012 Bolitics: Mitt Romney Supporter Says “Lower Income” People Don’t Understand What’s Going On
July 8, 2012 Jesus Be A Friendship Fence: Is Kimmy Cakes Using Religion And Money To Help Seal The Deal With New BFF Beyonce?
July 5, 2012 End Of Times: Man Posts ‘Vote Satan’ Sign In His Yard; Reports As Theft When It’s Stolen