April 13, 2012 Cry Me A Muhfuggin River Ho: George Zimmerman’s Lawyers Says That He Will Make A Formal Apology To Trayvon Martin’s Family
April 13, 2012 Deranged Diddy Fan Breaks Into Mogul’s Mansion… AGAIN! “I Stay There A Lot, But Sean Gets Funny Sometimes About Me Staying There”
April 13, 2012 Gimme The Loot: Uncle Sam Wants His $1.1 Million From Lionel “Pay Yo Taxes If You So” Richie
April 12, 2012 Isn’t He Married??? Failing Best Buy CEO Abruptly Quits After Being Caught Using Company Resources To Have An “Inappropriate Relationship” With Female Staffer
April 12, 2012 Shots Fired: Out Of Pocket Mitt Romney Supporter Threatens Obama And Warns His Teleprompter Better Be Bulletproof
April 12, 2012 Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Britney Spears Lil Pyromaniac Sons “Fascinated By Fire,” Caught Smokin’ Cigs And Askin For Another “Shot”!
April 11, 2012 Locked Up: Ex-Roc A Fella Member Beanie Sigel Faces Three Years In The Clink For Tax Evasion
April 11, 2012 Booty For Burgers: One-Time Pops This $2 Ho For Slangin’ That Thang In Exchange For Value Menu Double CHEESEBURGERS!!!
April 11, 2012 For Discussion: NJ Governor Chris Christie Says America Is Turning Into ‘People Sitting On A Couch Waiting For Their Next Government Check’
April 11, 2012 Race Matters: Michigan Teacher Fired After Allowing Students To Form A Trayvon Martin Fundraiser At School
April 10, 2012 **BREAKING NEWS** George Zimmerman’s Legal Team Has Withdrawn From His Defense, They Never Met Him, Can’t Get In Contact With Him!!
April 10, 2012 Hoy En Mi Gente News: Miami Marlins’ Manager Ozzie Guillen Apologizes For Fidel Castro-Loving Comments After Being Suspended 5 Games!
April 10, 2012 Jesus Take The Wheel: Indiana Man Forces 10-Year-Old Boy To Have Sex With His Mother Faces 27 Felony Charges
April 10, 2012 GTFOHWTBS: George “Piece Of Isht” Zimmerman Launches Website To Raise Money For “Living Expenses And Legal Defense”
April 10, 2012 What The Hell?? Slizzard Woman Breaks Into South Dakota Home To Try To Breastfeed A Stranger’s Baby
April 10, 2012 Wanna Get Away? Khloe Kardashian-Odom Plans To Take Lam-Lam On A Romantic Trip To A Far Away Paradise To Soothe His Aching Heart
April 9, 2012 What Is Wrong With This Picture? Michigan Construction Sign Hacked With Racial Slur Targeting Trayvon Martin!
April 9, 2012 George Zimmerman May Be Arrested This Week! Florda State Attorney Decides NOT To Use Grand Jury In Trayvon Martin Case
April 9, 2012 Humble Pie: “Nasty” Newt Gingrich Admits He Can’t Eff With “Money Makin” Mitt Romney In The Race To Republican Nominee
April 9, 2012 What The Hell??? O.J. Simpson Threatens To Murk His Daughter For Letting His Florida Home Go Into Foreclosure
April 9, 2012 Shook Ones: Havoc Turns On Prodigy Via Twitter… Says He Was “Gay For Stay” While In Lockup!!!
April 9, 2012 Wait, What?!?! Bobbi Kristina Wants To Play Her Iconic Mother Whitney Houston In A New Biopic??
April 9, 2012 Bolitical Twitter Files: Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley Tweets That President Barack Obama Is “Stupid”
April 9, 2012 Ho Sit Down: Octomom Cries That Having 8 Babies Via IVF After She Already Had 6 Kids Was A “Mistake”