April 29, 2013 Jesus Take The Wheel: Crazy Man Stabs Up At Least Four Choir Members During Closing Hymns At New Mexico Church
April 24, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: NYU Student Popped By One-Time For Turning Dorm Into Air Rifle Factory
April 17, 2013 Out Of Pocket: Republican State Rep. Peter Hansen Under Fire For Referring To Women As “Va9inas” In His Emails To Colleagues
April 16, 2013 Freakazoids: Married Teacher Indicted For 1st-Degree “Rectal Invasion” And Other Charges After Intense Sexual Relationship With 14-Year-Old Student
April 14, 2013 Dumbazz Criminals: Burglary Suspects Popped After Calling AAA When Truck Gets Stuck In A Ditch
April 9, 2013 Athletes & Hoes: Super Slore Jenna Shea Puts Swirly NCAA Champion Peyton Siva On Blast For Trying To Chop Her Down While He Has A Girlfriend!
April 7, 2013 Jesus Take The Wheel: Abandoned Toddler Who Was Left On Stranger’s Doorstep With Note Reading “Call DFAC” Parents Arrested
April 3, 2013 Remember Me?? Montana’s Chief Federal Judge Who Sent Racist Email About Barack Obama Because “He Didn’t Like Him” Is Retiring
April 1, 2013 Where Are My Parents? Maryland Teenager Faces Adult Felony Charges After Shooting At Moving Police Car With A BB Gun
March 29, 2013 Jesus Take The Wheel: Shady Dentist Office In Oklahoma Has Possibly Exposed Patients To HIV, Hepatitis, And More!
March 26, 2013 Animal Lovers: Brazilian Model Sabrina ‘Boing Boing’ In Hot Water For Breastfeeding A Herd Of Calves At Petting Zoo
March 25, 2013 Elsewhere In The World: Swedish Bus Driver Forces Black People To Ride On A Separate Bus In “Apartheid Style” Incident
March 24, 2013 Get Ya Life: Amanda Bynes’ Family Concerned About Her Wacky White Girl Antics After Tweeting “I Want Drake To Murder My V****a”
March 18, 2013 Jesus Take The Wheelchair: One-Time Catches Double Amputee Making Escape On Motorized Scooter After Shooting Wal-Mart Manager Who Asked Him To Put His Dog On A Leash!
March 15, 2013 Flag On The Play: NY Attorney General Tells The NFL To Stop Asking Potential Draft Picks About Sexual Orientation!
March 8, 2013 Freakazoids: 25-Year-Old Art Teacher Popped For Sending Explicit Pics And Having Sex With Student
March 7, 2013 Florida Crazies: Woman Accused Of Sending Her 7 And 9-Year-Old Kids A Knife From Jail To “Kill Their Paternal Grandparents”
March 6, 2013 You Gone Learn Today: Parent Of 8-Year-Old Girl Furious That She Was Handcuffed And Jailed For Two Hours After Acting Up At School
March 4, 2013 TwitPics Gone Wrong: Lyfe Jennings Suffers Twitter Slander After Posting Pic Of Herp-Lookin’ “Toothpaste” On His Lip!
February 28, 2013 Bronx Mom-Killer Posed For Photos With Her Decapitated Head, Killed Her Because “She Wanted Him To Grow Up, Move Out And Be A Man”
February 26, 2013 This Guy Ain’t Isht: Man In Wheelchair Busted In “Begging Scam” After Making Over $100K A Year Pretending To Be Mentally Handicapped
February 25, 2013 Perverts: 19-Year-Old Weirdo Popped For Stealing 59 Pairs Of Women’s Panties, Adult Toys, And Feminine Hygiene Products
February 22, 2013 Animal Lovers: Las Vegas Woman Popped By Police For Fawking Pet Pit Bull In Front Of Neighbors And Children
February 21, 2013 SMH: Family Outraged After Police Department Used Facebook To Notify Mother Of Her Son’s Death
February 19, 2013 In Crazy White Folks News: Sandy Hook Killer Tried To Emulate Certified Wackjob In Norway Who Murked 77 People “For No Reason”