May 24, 2013 You Can’t Be Serious: Ethiopian Marketing Company Uses Condom Fashion Show To Promote Safe Sex! [Pics + Video]
May 24, 2013 Breaking News: Bridge Collapses In Washington State, People Left Sitting Atop Their Cars In Water
May 24, 2013 Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Kim Kardashian To Spend $1 Million On Her Swirly Bundle Of Joy’s Birth
May 24, 2013 Stop The Violence: 15-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Stabbing His 4-Year-Old And 10-Year-Old Brothers To Death
May 23, 2013 Get Your Life Together: Attention Slorin’ Lindsay Lohan Invites Her Drug Dealer To Visit Her In Rehab
May 23, 2013 Oh Really?? Ray J Says He’s A “Huge Fan” Of Kanye West Despite Putting Kimmy Cakes On Blast With New Song “I Hit It First”
May 23, 2013 Cold World: 900-Pound Man Who Consumed 10,000 Calories Daily Dies After Failing To Lose Weight In Time To Have Surgery
May 23, 2013 That Awkward Moment When: Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Oklahoma Tornado Survivor If She Thanked The Lord For Saving Her [Video]
May 23, 2013 12-Year Old Girl Gang R@ped At Gun Point By 3-Boys Who Post Footage On Facebook! [Video]
May 23, 2013 Shots Fired: Gabrielle “Break A” Union Puts Dwyane Wade’s Nutty Ex-Wife On Blast And Says He’s Happy Without Her!
May 23, 2013 SMH! Woman Choked And Forced To Have Sex By Ex-Boyfriend After 911 Dispatcher Tells Her There Are No Police Officers To Help
May 23, 2013 Get Your Life Together: Amanda Bynes Hosts Drug-Fueled Party, Gets High Off That Sticky Icky In Her Filthy Empty Apartment
May 23, 2013 Ho Sit Down: Anti-Abortion Leader Compares Forced Sex To A Car Accident, Says Women Should Buy “Extra Insurance” If They Fear Being Sexually Assaulted
May 22, 2013 Really? Right Wing Family Group Says President Obama’s Order To Embrace Homosexuality Led To Rise In Military Sexual Assaults
May 22, 2013 Daaayyum: Meek Mill Puts His Thirsty Homeboy On Full Blast After He Asks Him For $5,000 On Twitter
May 22, 2013 In Untalented White Folks News: Horseface Ho-tel Heiress Paris Hilton Signs With Weezy’s Cash Money Records
May 22, 2013 Let’s Be Honest: K.Michelle Says She Was A Down-Low Lesbian For 3 Months And Only Lets Women Munch Her Bird Box!
May 22, 2013 People Ain’t Isht: F*** Boy Looters Popped With Pockets Full Of Pilfered Possessions From The Homes Of Oklahoma Tornado Victims!
May 22, 2013 Attention Slores: Greedy Kimmy Cakes And Momager Kris Jenner Planning To Sell Swirly Baby Photos For Mo Money Behind Yeezy’s Back!
May 22, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: Spanish Man Breaks Into Home Of Fortune Teller After “Love Spell” He Paid $212K For Didn’t Work
May 22, 2013 Dirty Dog Diaries: NFL Baller Dez Bryant Caught Coupled Up And Creeping With Two Different Groupie Girlfriends On Instagram!
May 22, 2013 Cold World: D. Woods Says She Wasn’t Invited To LA And Found Out About Danity Kane Reunion Through Twitter!
May 22, 2013 Hate Crimes: Two Men Attack Gay Couple In SoHo, One Man Is Kicked So Hard His Eye Swells To The Size Of A Grapefruit
May 21, 2013 Lawsuits: Broke Azz Lindsay Lohan Sued By Clothing Company For $5 Million Over Her “Drug-Addled Image”