January 18, 2012 PETA Take The Wheel: 128 Dogs Found Starving And Emaciated In The Back Of A U-Haul Truck
March 8, 2012 SMH: 24-Year-Old White Detroit Woman Who Won $1M Lottery Still Gets $200 A Month In Food Stamps
January 17, 2012 Slizzard Idiot Popped For Doing Donuts In Parking Lot Of Michigan Police Post, Attempts To Drive Away, Gets Stuck, And Passes Out
March 30, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: Hospital That Called One-Time On Woman Who Died From Blood Clots In Jail Says They “Acted Appropriately”
December 22, 2011 You Can’t Be Effing Serious!!: New iPhone App ‘I Just Made Love’ Allows Users To Share Everytime And Everywhere They Get Chopped Down!!
December 21, 2011 Put On Blast: New Report Claims That The Kardashian Klan Is Getting Rich Off Of “Slave Labor” In Overseas Sweatshops!!
January 16, 2012 Good Riddance: Jon Huntsman To Drop Out Of GOP Presidential Race To Support Fellow Mormon Mitt Romney