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pharrell is cute. nick is not, ever.

(doesn’t he have like 2 lazy eyes, plus he’s a cornball? & what’s he doing with his hands in that pic?)

I’m SO mad I’m not first on this one! SKATEBOARD P OF COURSE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

Number #1

Smash hit!

Off the charts!

Classic!

LOVE HIM! L-O-V-E HIM!

Why so many people are dating girls on blackgirlsconnect.com??? I saw Williams’s profile there too!!!!! Great site!!!

Nick Cannon’s scarf looks like a ripped up Charlie Brown shirt.

Pharrell…..DUH!!!!!

PHARRELL!! All the way!

Pure sexiness

Uh, they are both a little too skinny for my taste but I guess if I had a gun to my head and absolutely had to pick one, it would be Pharrell.

Pharrell all day long… This one was too easy…

Nick Cannon’s scarf swag is sooooooooooo wrong.

He needs a steamer.

easy, pharell

@And Another One..

You wrong for that! LOL!

would u rather be a slave now or a slave pre-1865?!

WHATS WRONG WITH A MAN WEARING A SCARF??

I wear one when i get GQ on too.

Nick Cannon starting to look washed up.

I guess that transition from child star to adult star is a hard one

@Kellz..girl yeah i recognize it!! but he is just too skinny for me. I guess it wouldn’t take a gun but he wouldn’t be my first or second round pick either.

nothing’s wrong with a man wearing a scarf. hello? that’s a unisex look. but, it ain’t for everybody!

wessie, why you mad hun?

@Southern Belle 225

That’s cool. He’s my first pick! Love him!

Pharrell, if you’re reading this, holla atcha girl! VA BABY! P-Town! xoxo

when was nick a child star? he was a late-late comer to “all that” and when he first had his own show, he was damn near 18. not a child star.

he’s just washed up, period.

Eww..neither..Nick looks like its been ‘a hard knock life’…his face looks like its been sucked out!

skateboard P fa sho…but why he look so “How U doing” in this picture…?

Nick Cannon= NO TALENT (no matter what kind of scarf he is wearing)

an ugly one

thats sick wessie….

I DON’T REALLY LIKE NEITHER BUT AS LONG AS THEY’RE NOT WEARING LACE UNDIES OR WEARING A DRESS OR SKIRT OR BOODY HUGGERS OR DAISY DUKES OR JHERI CURL OR LACE FRONTS OR ULTRA PERMS OR DOOKEY BRAIDS OR MURSES OR PURSES THEN IT’S COOL.

so thongs are okay then?

@Yup

Where you at hun?

@gap & gucci

What about v-strings???

i know, LIB..

it really is!

WHADDUP 504! LOL…i know u do luh Stoney!!!hahahaha!!!

LOL OR THONGS OR G-STRINGS OR LEOPARD, ZEBRA OR TIGER PRINT DRAWS….

@ WeSSide Eviscer8r

Is you on crack??? I’m not following you. What are you talking about?

Pharell EVERYDAY!!!! 3 times a day

It would be Pharell

Nick looks like a B$#^*, and plus he is too skinny for me. At least Skater Boy Pharell is a bit more bigger than Nick

Yeah….Pharell.

WESSIN OIL !!!! U KNOW IT !

NEITHER!!! Pharell looks like Lord Voldemort and Nick doesn’t have enough…enough experience, enough chest, enough muscles, etc…

But I would do Tiki and Ronde Barber at the same time on the jumbo tron during the super bowl half time show wearing only a United Way button and some Blue Blockers.

@ ImKeepingItReal4DaHooks

Tiki and Ronde Barber??? Think not! But your Super Bowl comment is LOL funny!

@ Kellz…

U sound like u r attempting to SCORE some more crack…i can not help u as i have never touched the stuff…sorry! moreover, if u really want to know what i am talking about, u better adjust ur tone, as zombies r not allowed to speak to me directly. only the ones already knowing understand what i am saying. u r, more than likely, outside that circle. get to that.

Wesside!!

u got a sex change and ain’t tell me? dawg i woulda went with u!! lmao

pharrell fo sure… in the mornin, in the afternoon, in the night whatever position he wants

I would date pharrell he’s cool and cute… he’s not the typical blk guy you see.. and that makes him a special rarity

you can’t be serious

@ Bahama Mama

LOL!!!

LOL!!!

B’MaMa!!! DUDE!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! *throws no-homo gushing love-filled Ws at B’Mama, 504 and LIB all day, err day*

*gives Kellz the stink-eye*

lmao @ “the stink eye”!!!!

@ WeSSide Eviscer8r

get over it. for real.

LOL yall two r a mess!!

and i is bored…taps fingers on desk

and the person who said skateboard p looks like dumbledore, YOU DO KNOW dumbledore was geigh right? lmao

PHARRELL duh…dumb question

are they hiring?

all right yall gone make start talking to myself!!!

and yall don’t want that!

yo ya’ll need to chill out with all of that. what are ya’ll arguing about ?

Skateboard P – all day everyday!!!!

hmmm, how does it feel to be psycho?

what in the world are you talking about???

B’MAMA!!

QUIT PLAYIN!!! LOL!

do not go all christopher williams on us…we r listening!

FINE! yall fools gone have me talking to myself

so bahama what’s ur take on the pat’s going to the superbowl?

hey b-mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well bahama I dislike the pat’s skrongly…and I’mma go out on a limb and say i doubt the giants are gonna win

HI!!! *waves crazy almost pokes self in the eye*

OUCH! lol hi LIB how r u dur-ing

im DYING at your commentary….SKRONGLY????? whooo chile…..cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHARRELL…COME ON NOW..I neeeed tracks and he would get it for FREE.. ALL DAy.. SKATEBOARD P!!;p

LOL sorry lib but 504 says we should retire the word hate in 08 so i had to go with dislike and to put emphasis i added skrongly…lol

i aint mad b-mama! i skrongly agree the word “hate” should be abolished!!!!!!

so back to talking to myself since it seems like err body disappered (cept lib)

so bahama what would u do if u won the lotto?

leave it be(weave free)

im DYING at your commentary….SKRONGLY????? whooo chile…..cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^

YEAH WHY DID “SKRONG” JUST JUMP RIGHT OUT AT ME? LOL

Bahama Mama

Whats shakin Ma?

I’d do them both.

well first bahama i’d buy my own private island then i’d start making it rain on hoes!!! i mean really i get a bunch of hoes and get one them machines that pour water down…THEN!!! i buy lil wayne some sense..yea

Bahama Mama

so back to talking to myself since it seems like err body disappered (cept lib)

so bahama what would u do if u won the lotto?

^^^^^^^^^

GIVE HALF TO 504 CAUSE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HER OR YOU LUH HER LIKE A BIG SISTAH & SHE HAS KEPT YOU OUTTA TROUBLE, YES?

OH hi again M-daddy

nothing just talking to myself and you? lol

Neither, but I’ll take Nick’s scarf.

well okay 504 but then i can’t make it rain on hoes…

cuz lil wayne really needs some sense!!!

OK NEW GAME….

IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY ( & IT’S A BIG ONE) WHAT WOULD YOU GET FOR CELEBRITY??

I’D BUY KELLY SOME SELF ESTEEM.

Bahama Mama

well okay 504 but then i can’t make it rain on hoes…

cuz lil wayne really needs some sense!!!

^^^ U CAN MAKE IT DRIZZLE ON THE TRICKS !!! HUH? HOW’S THAT SOUND?

504, SKRONGLY = my new favorite word

b-mama- mean really i get a bunch of hoes and get one them machines that pour water down

LMFAO

B’ MaMa…

I am here! i am studying these “new” random posters…i am ensuring that u, LIB and 504 r safe from all these emmeffin moles!

*standing at thread entrance w/cyber mace, Norwood coffee mugs, electrical tape and rope*

i’d buy a man for eddie

OOOH game time!!!!

I’d buy myself a drink so t-pain wouldn’t have to!!!

LMAO B-MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhaduppM-Daddy??????!!

wesside um? what gone do with the norwood mugs? lmao

I’D BUY JIM JONES A HUMAN WASH THE SIZE OF A CAR WASH JUST FOR HIM !

i’d buy jim jones a lifetime supply of dove soap

I’D BUY WESSIN’S GRAAV-EE A BETTER RELAXER

damnit 504!! u beat me to it!! lol

I’D BUY JIM JONES A NECKLACE MADE OUT OF CAR AIRFRESHNERS

what the heck is the gsme bobblehead

i’d buy miss new york a breast reduction cuz them things look painful

Nick Cannon is a hottie….Pharrel Williams is a nottie

I’D BUY TINA KNOWLES A MIRROR SO SHE COULD SEE JUST HOW STUPID THAT HOOKA FIR ENGINE RED DRY LIP STICK REALLY LOOKS.

i’d buy beyonce a chair so she can have a damn sit down!

OK NEW GAME….

IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY ( & IT’S A BIG ONE) WHAT WOULD YOU GET FOR CELEBRITY??

i’d buy rihanna a digital camera so she can stop with the “razzi unexpected” pics

imma buy larry johnson his own damn life luvs ya bmama no homo…..lol

stop throwing nick in the mix, he ain’t never gonna get it – not now, not ever!

B’MaMa…

glad u asked! (lol)…i got a theory…neither a resident nor a mole wouldn’t want to take no Norwood mug…they would already be knowin…a sweet, innocent “new” poster wouldn’t know any better and would want to take one! see…*points to brain* i got it all figured out!

I’D BUY GARY COLEMAN SOME VASELINE “EXTRA” INTENSIVE CARE FOR THOSE ASHY ASS KNUCKLES HE’S BEEN ROCKING LATELY.

SHUT IT!!! Chrissy!!!

lawd!!! wesside u’s a fool!!! lmao

lmao i am just saying bmama gawd…..wesside are you a male or female?????? i still don’t know, i wanna say guy but i don’t wanna sound stoopid so tell me please….

WESSIN, I’LL REMEMBER YOU WHEN YOU USED TO MAKES SENSE

*POURS OUT A FEW DROPS IN HER MEMBREEE*

I’LL NEVER FORGET !:(

i’d buy superhead a new vajayjay, wait maybe not, who else can she screw?

imma buy lamont from sanford and son a woman so his daddy and grady ain’t gotta “look after” his grown ass no’ mo’ ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmao lawd that was fa you 504

i wanna say guy but i don’t wanna sound stoopid so tell me please….

^^^

look at chu!! tsk! and ppl thought u was a guy…

BAM, SHE HAS 6 MORE CONTINENTS TO CONQUER.

I’D BUY REMY MA A TIME MACHINE TO WARP HER ASS TO 2008 SO SHE’LL SEE AIN’T NOBODY CHECKING FOR THAT SKUNK LOOK ANYMORE.

504!!! LOL!!

the last relaxer u recommended did this sh*t to my hair! it usta be fuller and longer than this!!!

i would pay for John Legend’s female escort tab!

chrissy snow is no longer MTW

imma buy lamont from sanford and son a woman so his daddy and grady ain’t gotta “look after” his grown ass no’ mo’ ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmao lawd that was fa you 504

^^^^

SEE YOU ! WELL GET ONE FOR JULIO TOO CAUSE THAT NUGGA IS A LIL TO ATTACHED TO THAT DAMN GOAT !

lmao yea u right 504

I’d buy l. boggies career back…

I’D BUY JOHN LEGEND SOME EXTRA MATERIAL TO PUT AROUND THE ASS AREA.

i would buy terrell owens a box of kleenex

HEY BAM…BUY HER A REALITY CHECK TOO WHILE YOUR AT IT LOL

lol can we put keyshia cole momma frankie in that time machine with remy so we can send her ass back in time to see who keyshia real daddy is??????

i would also buy tommy the clown so he can krump for me every morning…..

I’D BUY EVERYONE SOME Q-TIPS WHO REALLY THINK ALICIA KEYS HAS A FIYAH VOICE LOL

But I tell you something for free: I wouldn’t buy Gary Colemans Chino’s. ha,ha,ha,ha

lmao @ lib

em tee dubya!

glad to c u!… ima *looks in drawers*… itz got hair on it and it smells like apricots and daffodils in the springtime!

(does that make sense, 504?) hahahaha

LOL @ THE POSTER FORMELY KNOWN AS MTW….HEFFA MAKE A DECISION !

i’d buy tyra and ri ri a fo head reduction and also some talent for ri ri and some damn common sense for tyra

WESSIN, LOL, THAT MIGHT MAKE SINCE TO JASPER ! LOL

LMAO YA’LL STOOOPID !

i’d buy rick ross an ab roller and a damn razor! that beard is NOT cute..but he might be scarier w/o it…hmm

i’d buy baby some botox to relax that mean mug….looking like the georgetown bulldog…

lmao all of u’s is stoopid!!!

does nick cannon have arthritis in his hands??

yall fools got me cryin

lmmfao!!!

leave it be(weave free)

i’d buy baby some botox to relax that mean mug….looking like the georgetown bulldog…

^^^

LMAO STOP IT !

i’d buy momma on momma’s family a new dress casue all she got is that one…..and it’s gotta stank by now….AND prince do look like he smell good tho fa real, like young buck look like he smell of chocolate blunts and henny and burberry…….lol

i’d buy bobby brown a map and teach him geography..

emtee…

men like to have intercourse w/me!

i want to do it w/Idris!

do these contextual clues help? i don’t like to give up so much personal info over the net! uh…i like to have my nipples tweaked!

i’d buy ciara some boo….oh, never mind…..

LMMFAO!! UM wesside gay guys like them things too! lmao just kit-ting!!

I’D BUY CHRISSY SNOW A PAUSE BUTTON CAUSE I’M NOT GONNA BE LMAO @ HER EVERY EFF’IN 2 MINUTES….

I’D BUY MEAGAN GOODE A MURSE SINCE SHE’S HELL BENT ON NOT CARRYING A PURSE.

pharrell. all nite.

“…gotdamn tommy, how krunk u gon get?…”

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LMAO…that right there..

LIB…I’D BUY CIARA SOME TICKETS TO SEE MAURY SO MAURY COULD FINALLY TELL WANDA THOSE MAGICAL WORDS “YOU ARE THE FATHER, I MEAN MOTHER”

i’d buy snoop dogg some muscle’s and a azz but not too much

lmao 504

LMMFAO!! UM wesside gay guys like them things too! lmao just kit-ting!!

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oh…damn…LOLOLOL!…

speaking of all the gay guys, ima buy rounds for dem and the fag hags who love ‘em ALL YEAR!! Ne-Yo, Raz B and the crew, Pokey Stokes, Eddie, Johnny, Tracey, Nicole Murphy, Babyface, Birdman, Lil’ Wayne…

men like to have intercourse w/me!

i want to do it w/Idris!

do these contextual clues help? i don’t like to give up so much personal info over the net! uh…i like to have my nipples tweaked!

^^^^^^damn it i knew it you’s a WOMAN…….lol and eff a pause button bobblehead

” and eff a pause button bobblehead”

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LOL! WTF??!! LOLOLOL!!!

u know…men have nipples too!

ooooooooooooooook!

bored again…yall know me and a.d.d lol

i’d buy weSSide some tracks, two to be specific, one with bangs

i get my hair done at the same place as vivica and sister patterson…now what?

oooooooooooooooooooooook

back to talking to myself then.

so bahama list the men you would like to see on the who would u hit for the ladies, since bosip hardly ever get’s it right?

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WESSIE’S HAIR….YOU LOOK SESSY GIRL!!!!!

NOW WHAT? HELL I BELIEVE YA !!

that was suppose to be brian white…lol

thanks LIB! *pulls a lil’ piece of hair over 4head*

B’MaMa, u can talk to urself..but, please—for the love of sanity—do not answer! LOL!!!

damn…

LMMFAO!!! i was wondering when someone was gonna say something…lol and what? i’m bored…lol

@Bahama Mama, did you know that when blacks are depressed they usually say “i’m bored” – you wanna talk about it

why is it storming outside and i parked ALLLLLLL the way in the back?

why the damn chargers couldn’t beat the pat’s yesterday?

why DOES IT say ykk on ur zipper?

why this work shirt i have on says large but fits like a small?

mtw

it means you applying for a better job

^^^

@Bahama Mama, did you know that when blacks are depressed they usually say “i’m bored” – you wanna talk about it

^^^ i didn’t kno that, and here i thought i was bored cause it’s raining outside, i refuse to work on mondays and ain’t no one talking on this thread? hmm

okay i got a game kinda

i’ll post a few lines from a song and everybody will guess what song it’s from?

yes?

go for it, mama…

sure bmama i will try…..

“Shorty I’m there for you anytime you need me

For real girl, it’s me in your world, believe me

Nuttin make a man feel better than a woman”

thought i’d start off easy

meth man!

*throws confetti over own head*

Mary J and Method Man “all i need”

lmao damn it imma loose @ this game i already see it…..

congrats to wesside!!!!!

ur gift is a year supply of nuff thing!!!

sh*t!

*picking damn confetti out of hair*

was i sposed to say the song title?

*kicks fuccin keyboard of desk*

k next one a bit harder

“I’m tired of being what you want me to be

Feeling so faithless lost under the surface

Don’t know what you’re expecting of me

Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes

Every step that I take is another mistake to you”

lol wesside the artist name was ok

LINKIN PARK

*tears of emotion welling up*

nobody has ever given me nuff thing b4!

NEXT???!!!

*whispers to chrissy snow…”i’ll help u…*

*taps fingers on desk*

jeopardy music playing

Bobby Brown

“Numb”

all right go lady!!!! correct

chrissy STEP it up!! lmao

uhh…i can’t help my damn self w/this one!

I like this game

uh…is it NUMB??!!

p.s. is numb a group or the name of the song?

moles…

ur gift lady is a endless supply of the jewlery that turns ur skin green!!!

next is

“You’ll Never Make Me Stay

So Take Your Weight Off Of Me

I Know Your Every Move

So Won’t You Just Let Me Be

I’ve Been Here Times Before

But I Was Too Blind To See

That You Seduce Every Man

This Time You Won’t Seduce Me”

LMAO!!! at wesside!!! and numb was the name of the song…

I don’t think I know that one….

dirty d!

MJ all day.. Michael Jackson that is..

NO JAY-Z SONGS DAMMIT !!! JUST THOUGHT I GIVE YOU A HEADS UP !

slob on my knob

like corn on the cob

check in with me and

do you job

lay on the bed

and give me head

don’t have to ask

don’t have to beg

juicy is my name

sex is the game

let’s call the boys

let’s run a train

uhm..chrissy tole me to say that one…itz hers!

Thanks, but I’ll past of the plated jewelry… Allergic lol

lmao!!!

damn lady ur pretty darn good….*sides eyes lady* lol but u are correct

AND why jay-z songs?

sorry that was suppose to say Why no jay-z? 504

OOPS ** pass on the plated jewelry…

LMAO @ Slob on My knob Boys at my high school were having shirts made with mouths and corn on the cobs when this came out…lol

whoops wesside got it first!!!

@ SBM

Punk I’m not a tease, I’m not a skeezer

And most definitely, not a dick pleaser

You dreaming ,and scheming, and fiending for my lust

You don’t have enough

For you I feel disgust

Wait, small things I hate

For goodness sakes, If I wanted something small I would masturbate…

ok…B’Mama..did u give my gift to chrissy?…what’d she get?

SBM back the eff up…THANKS! lol

“Another day is gone

Another night now dawn

Waiting patiently hoping you’ll return

But not before long

Why’d you say goodbye

I still feel your presence

In my bed at night

And what was reality once

A love True in form”

oh thats what dirty d is supposed to mean?? Michael Jackson… ha Interesting ….

I got this …DRU HILL

Common “real people”

GO chi mi!!! u get a limited edition carrot patch doll..not cabbage patch but carrot patch doll!! congrats!! lol

UMM… 5 STEPS… I had to think of the name…

I QUIT !

HEY!! HEY!! negro u can’t be jumping up in this all willy effin nilly..now i said backs up!!!

Damn… and I knew that common song 2…

That would be my love “Common” again… (:

GO chi mi!!! u get a limited edition carrot patch doll..not cabbage patch but carrot patch doll!! congrats!! lol

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funny!

504…LIB…Chrissy…WTF? r y’all doin????!!! y’all gonna let prizes like CARROT patches go out da door like this???!! LOLOLOLOL!!! B’MaMa, if u need some of these Norwood coffe mugs for prizes, i gots plenty to spare!

nope sorry lady!!

and lol thanks for the norwood mugs wesside!!!

lil fizz..no…flip!

I was actually replying to SBM comment lol.. That was a song by Common ….

chrissy where u at!!

kinda wesside

and oh my bad lady…lol

lmao….carrot patch….thanxs wessie for getting my mind right…im in the game!

no one knows the last one?

ooh David Banner

*waiting for judges to award Wess the prize!*

LIKE A PIMP !!! SWEATY ARMPIT ASS DAVID BANNER!

who says it or who’s song is it?

I WANT MY PRIZE!!

lmao lady got it first!! lol

so this is one of my fave songs:

“Yo, in she came with the same type game

The type of girl givin out the fake cell phone and name

Big fame, she like cats with big thangs

Jewels chip, money clip, phone flip, the six range

I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once

Ass so fat that you could see it from the front

She spot me like paparazzi; shot me a glance

in that catwoman stance with the fat booty pants, Hot damn!”

i think i had a fungi friend…… and now its gone….

Ms. Fat Booty Mos Def I love that song!!!!!

504…that kitty needs some of fur on itz meat!

*snatches some hair outta head and throws it on 504′s krazy kitty”

same song but i just love it!!

“What’s your name love, where you came from?

Neck and wrist blazed up, very little make-up

The swims at the Reebok gym tone your frame up

Is sugar and spice the only thing that you made of?

I tried to play it low key but couldn’t keep it down

Asked her to dance she was like “Yo, I’m leavin now”

An hour later, sounds from Jamaica

She sippin Crys straight up, shakin, windin her waist up”

this sh*t is RIGGED!!

*kicks keyboard off of desk AGAIN*

I think my carrot patch friend is the same Fungi-infected addition, cause she got all kinda strange gowths…

yup u r right chi mi…That is MY song!!! lol

and calm down wesside!! lmao

that Mos(t) (def)inititely my ex-husband!

all right since i’m leaving this is the last one

“You sweat her, and I ain’t talkin ’bout a Coogi

You a big L, and I ain’t talkin ’bout Cool J

See me at the airport, at least 20 Louis

Treat me like the Prince and this my sweet brother Numpsay

BROTHER NUMPSAY! Groupies sound too choosy

Take ‘em to the show and talk all through the movies

Says she want diamonds, I took her to Ruby Tuesdays

If we up in Friday’s, I still have it my way”

^^^ that’s okay I’ll take him!!!! lol

Kanye West baby!

Kevin Federline!

i’ll take Mos Def that is… I don’t know this one

The Naked Brother’s Band!

Hansen!

Another Badd Creation!

Tiny!

Tiny Lester!

Kevin Federline

^^^**DEAD**, I AM SO GONE OFFA THAT!! LOL and hence the name of the song is Gone…lol whoo

i should change my name to Lyric lol LyricLady

Boys II Men, ABC, BBD,….I can’t get that out of my head

lmao wessie…not the naked brothers band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh…uh…Lil’ Romeo

uh…the Deele

uh…

K Weezy!

where’d my comment go?

DID I WIN????!!!

can i go to the finals???

LOLOLOL!!!!!

sigh….

LIB…u know!

lol!!! jonas brothers?…emma roberts?…i got kidz up in here!!! LOL!!!

lata B’MaMa!!!

thanks for the stuff!

*immediately tries to exchange the nuff thing! for a carrot patch!*

neither, it pharrell has stuble or a mstache, he’d still look like a woman.

that cannon dude is so annoying…stop posting about him.

PERFECT GENTLEMEN “OH LA LA”!/?

bye b-mama!!!!

wessie…no hannah montana??????

WAIT BAM !! AM I RIGHT ? IS IT OH LA LA ?? BAM ! I WANNA CROOT PATCH KID !!!! AWWWW DAMMIT SHE’S GONE

WTF DID I JUST TYPE?

THAT’S SUPPOSE TO BE A CARROT PATCH KID. THOSE CROOT PATCH KIDS HAS FLEAS..

or the cast of high school musical?????????

damn LIB…i forgot about that lil’ ho…and drake…

*holds head in shame*

CrOoT PATCh…

!!!!! LOL!!!!!

OH IS IT, THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB SONG?

and dont forget wessie, when squidward puts his mind to it…he can work the hell out of that clarinet!!!!! whoooo chile’

What did I miss yall?

*off topic*

I know you’re use to dinner and a movie

Why not be my dinner, while makin a movie

Do you get it get it

Do you got it got it

Good good good

Girl I knew you would

See what I got oveeer a lot of fellas is that i’m more Creeeative

And soon you will see what I mean, what I mean Sooo

Waiting for the Lord to rise

I look into my daughter’s eyes

And realize that I’ma learn through her

The Messiah, might even return through her

If I’ma do it, I gotta change the world through her

Furs and a Benz, gramps wantin ‘em

Demons and old friends, pops they hauntin’ him

The chosen one from the land of the frozen sun

When drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones

Walk like warriors, we were never told to run

Explored the world to return to where my soul begun

Never looking back or too far in front of me

The present is a gift

and I just wanna BE

Pharrell without a doubt! Nick Cannon is just nasssty

Pharrell looks like a gay sleestack and Nick looks like a homeless crackhead,,, neither one

pharell no doubt….nick give me a break

I agree with everyone else Skateboard P!

SMH @ dudes commenting here

I’m a 6’0 Amazon but Skateboard P gets my vote! Besides, height doesn’t matter in the dark.

Pharell has definitely got that ow wee. His swagger is strong and super models stay getting sprung on him, PLUS he WOULD NOT TOUCH Superhead with a 10 foot pole.

Why yall gotta hate?

It’s not everyday you break up with a girl that couldn’t get a tv or movie deal off you. So lay off Eddie Murp…oh that’s Nick Cannon sorry. He’s just waiting until white girl hunting season starts in March.

According to my encyclopedia Pharell started the whole rainbow colored kickz movement and Nick started the cornballs fakin the funk movement

no homo

I’ll take both, thank you.

NICK CANNON IS THE MAN. YALL NEED TO STOP HATING. SKATEBOARD P LOOK LIKE HE ON HIS WAY TO THE GAY CLUB!

PHARRELL…….!

and i would still in 20 years.

or even in 30. ( eww..XD )

doesn’t matter.

pharrell….i like the skaterboy look he had going…if he lays off the botox…he’ll be skrate…

NICK CANNON IS SOOOO CUTE!!!

BUT MA BEST FRIEND HAS A LIL GOING ON WIT PHARRELL- N HE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME ewwwwwwwwwwwww* SOOOO NICK CANNON AALLLL D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

he’s nuff buff- dnt knw y all u yankees hatin on him!!!! CHILL-LAX MAN!

Pharrell all the way – Nick, well I don;t like the stunt he pulled on Miss Milian… so jah

u think nick would let me tie him up with the scarves and then use my vibrator on his anal region?

I VOTE YES!!!!!!!!!

nick cannon def!!

Skateboard P alllllllllday!!!

pharell!!!!! no doubt!!!!!!

pharell can blow my bac out!!!!

Give me Pharrell N E Day…nICK NEVER EVER EVER EVER lol no comparison at all the boy out of his league lol

pharrell all the way…..nick cannon is almost just ad wack as souljah boy

they both cute but pharrell

Nick Cannon looks like he’s holdin’ somethin-somethin. I think Pharell likes Asian-looking chicks. I choose Nick.

man of course pharell….nick cannon is super wack!!!!