Random Ridiculousness

Posted on April 6th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Michael Jordan, News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

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A woman is claiming that Michael Jordan is the father of her 4 year-old son after two paternity tests:

Despite two previous tests that show otherwise, a Pennsylvania mom is still trying to prove NBA great Michael Jordan is the father of her 4-year-old son.

Lisa Miceli, 35, wants a judge to require the five-time NBA MVP to submit to a third paternity test. Jordan claims in his harassment suit against Miceli that two paternity tests in 2005 ruled him out as the child’s dad. The Meadville woman also wants the judge to lift a temporary restraining order imposed when Jordan filed his suit in February.

Come on, now, if the test was negative the first two times, what makes her think that he’s going to be the father this time around? These broads are getting out of control. SMH.

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  • mbagrad

    Dang b*tch won’t stop until she is paid. Betcha heifer is white

  • He’s Presidential

    Y another test.

  • szo

    @smut is your mutha a lazy black hoe?

  • http://www.GOTSTRONG.com I ride a bicycle…..wanna join me ?
  • Negrodamus Believes

    Negrodamus believes the “alleged rapist/paternity test claim pyramid scam” strikes another famous black person.

  • Negrodamus Believes

    Negrodamus believes only the offspring of Satan could scheme up a dubious plot like this.

  • http://lounge.cwtv.com/showthread.php?t=168626 goldigger???

    leave them gold diggers alone mike

  • http://lounge.cwtv.com/showthread.php?t=168626 SLAM DUNK

    gold digging is bad for your health

  • http://lounge.cwtv.com/showthread.php?t=168626 HELLO! can’t you smell a gold digger from a mile away?

    LOL LOL

    these guys can’t seem to get it right. WEAR A CONDOM. don’t mess with the women with shovels in their hands!

  • Roni

    That what he gets for messing with white girls!!

  • JJ

    @S.M.U.T. – SINGLE MEN UNTAMED

    She’s not black. She’s white.

    I know this woman’s history. She is not telling the truth. She slept with Mj a few times many years ago and she has been stalking him ever since. She has a 4 year old boy named Dante by a random black man and hired a lawyer to sue MJ for parternity.

    Jordan took two paternity tests already just to shut her up but she still living in a pipe dream world. MJ now has a restraining order against her ass.

  • http://aol Dazaona

    I guess he reaping what he sow! Ha, Ha, Ha

  • Rozza

    Why are his jeans pulled all the way up to his chest? I’m not into the baggy/sagging look either, but come on now, he looks like he is wearing larry King’s pants.

  • Kia

    Look her up S.M.U.T. or maybe you already have and that is why your mouth is S.H.U.T. AHHHHHAAAAAAHHAAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!

  • Rozza

    *Black* – excuse my typo.

  • Rozza

    *lesson*

  • Frog-a-licious

    This witch is crazy has anyone ever read her blog… She needs help!If antone cares, heres the link!

    mjordanmistress..blogspot…com

  • Rozza

    @S.M.U.T.: “Think what would happen if these black hoes would put this kind passion for easy money into actually getting a job, they’d get somewhere in life. Make a little money and get their tubes tied”

    *************************************************

    Seems to me we can’t win for losing with you. If we go and get these jobs to make a little money and get our tubes tied, we are too uppity and screwing up the Black race. If we go out and try to date and marry a man with upward mobility it doesn’t matter if we are achieving the same things, we are labeled gold diggers. If we date outside our race we are traitors.

    You must have one heck of a conversation at the dinner table when you spew this rhetoric at your mom’s house or in front of your sisters. Or are they the exception?

    I truly hope you are just playing on line and just relishing the anonymity of posting to a website. I hope you are just trying to get a rise out of folks and not really hating Black women as much as your words portray. If you do mean this, you are either a very sad man, or can’t get past the hate you have for someone (a Black woman perhaps?) who hurt you.

  • Yeah I Said It…

    Lisa Miceli

    MECELI

    Come on you stupid S.M.U.T. usually last names can tell you a lot about somes race. My guess she’s of Italian descent…

    And what Rozza said….

  • Yeah I Said It…

    *someones

  • Rozza

    @6am: HA! That is funny! You crack me up as well.

  • memchee

    would prob be easier for her to just test whoever else she was sleeping wit.

  • Kia

    Thanks SMOG. I was looking for that blog to drop on S.M.U.T.’s head. lol

  • Kia

    Rozza your posts leave ignorant people with no argument. Love it!

  • Kia

    Sorry SMUT,

    POSTED THIS MORNING, BUT AWAITING APPROVAL:

    Heeeeeeerreees Lisa: thehollywoodgossip D@T com IN THE gallery THEN lisa-miceli

  • http://dyma.com Dyma

    Silly hoe she needs to kick rocks.

  • Kia

    Well SMUT later isn’t sooner. Here are 2 sooners for ya:

    4/5/2008

    Lisa Miceli makes the news yet again as she asked a judge on Friday to lift the temporary restraining order on her after Michael Jordan filed a harassment suit against her this past February. Miceli wants Jordan to have a third paternity test done to prove that he is the father of her child. Good God woman, do you think third time’s the charm? The results twice before have proven that MJ is not the father of your baby!

    Lisa Miceli Biography

    As a biography, all we know is that Lisa Miceli lives in Crawford County, Pennsylvania. She obviously has a 4-year-old son, but who is the father? She seems to think that Michael Jordan is, and who knows what it is going to take for this woman to come to her senses and realize that he’s not. Maybe a trip to the Maury Povich show would do it.

    She evidently is writing a tell all book about her experience with Jordan to “get everything out into the open”.

    The other Whak Job

    3/26/2008

    The Illinois Supreme Court decided Wednesday that it will not hear the case by Karla Knafel against basketball legend Michael Jordan.

    The state’s highest court decided Wednesday that it will not hear an appeal in a long-running child paternity dispute between Knafel and Jordan.

    Jordan and Knafel went to court in 2002 after Knafel claimed he agreed in 1991 to pay her $5 million when he retired from the NBA as long as she kept their affair secret.

    DNA tests later showed that Jordan was not the father of the child. He claimed Knafel was trying to extort him, and he won an appellate court decision last December.

    Knafel asked the state’s highest court to reconsider, but it refused without explaining why.

    Jordan recently got divorced from his wife Juanita in 2006. The two got married in September 1989.

  • http://baidu.com Tree

    He is my favour.That’s so wonderful.I saw him always dating in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Dose he searching his new love in this site?

  • HA

    We all know why Juanita got paid. MJ is a hoe with 20 children.

  • PIMP DADDY

    dis nucca is rocking jeans to his chest like a mexican.

  • donnarenee

    I was going to comment on Jordan but Gravatar is more interesting.

  • afan

    Do you all not see that there is a reason why all these women wishing mj was their baby daddy failed. He uses condoms. One of his groupie’s claim that mj would not touch her without a condom. And even after his only condom broke while trying to put it on mj made a call and someone slipped a box of condoms under the door.

  • DH

    The sad part about this is that Michael, like most men, in this case couldn’t say “I never slept with her”, b/c he obviously did. That’s what’s really sad about this situation. J. Lo’s husband, Marc Anthony, had the same hem up a few years ago. SMH

  • Kym G

    >>>>>> What’s Ridiculous is the way MJ wears them Pleated High Waist Jean like this… LOL

  • Jahpson

    is she really that thick? if he aint the father then you need to go find the real guy who fcuked ya

  • http://same BETTA LUCK NEXT TIME!

    MIKE IF YOU NOT THE DADDY GIVE HER SOME JORDANS FOR THE BOY FOR TRYING ANYWAY!

  • Kia

    I just made it worse by making such an ass of you like I did. Probably brought all those booger eating memories rushing back. AAAAHHHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

  • and another one..

    OLE HEAD HIGH PANT SWAG! He hit he aint the daddy – HOE SIT DOOOOOOOWWWWWN!

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